#th. connor

“This kid... get outta town. This kid picked me for a project in our theatre class in high school and boom, that was it. Badabing, you know? In my top ten list of best things, he’s way, way up there. A motherfucker can skank with the best of them, and that’s what I appreciates about him.”

when: july 30, 2019 early evening

where: a random diner

why: someone’s gotta talk to connor

warnings: connor potentially using the term frat boy fuckboys #smdh

The whole girl not looking where you’re going and then bumping into an attractive suitor trope was strong with Aliyah today. Which was a real shame, universe must have forgotten how truly dedicated she was to carpet munching since her meet cute was definitely a dude. “Fucking Christ Iron Man, I think you can lay off on the 5 a day gym routine.” Finally looking up from her phone, she almost passed out from the sheer amount of breath she just sighed into the air. Becoming aware of her surroundings, it turned out she really was that aquainted with the city she could just walk her narrow ass to her favorite bodega on suto-pilot. “You’re not gonna eat by yourself are you? Because that’s depressing and you’re too old to go places without a handler anyway.”