#tgusty01

*Merlin has seen Morgan’s kill Uther in his crystal premonition and is freaking out*

Gaius: There’s nothing to suggest this threat is imminent, stop worrying!

Merlin: *still super fucking worried*

Me: It’s probably a misdirect somehow. In this episode we are all Gaius....

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Merlin: “I couldn’t watch everyone’s grief”

Gaius: “I know, but you’re playing with things that are beyond you.”

1.1 The Dragon’s Call:

Tyler: “Oh he [Merlin] looks so dumb.”

Me: “He is!!”

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Tyler: “It seems historically inaccurate that they were not. CHEERING. For that man’s head to be cut off.”

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*Woman curses Uther*

Tyler: “Bow down for the queen of garbage! The queen of filth!”

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Arthur (to Merlin): “Do you know how to walk on your knees?”

Tyler: *Looks at me, suggestively, and wiggles* “Ooooohooo”

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Gaius (to Merlin): “You never cease to amaze me.”

Tyler: “You’ve known him one day!”

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*Merlin in The Witch/Lady Helen’s room*

Tyler: “This boy, who has never studied magic before, sees a straw doll and decides he should be snooping.”

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*Merlin traveling into the dungeon to find John Hurt*

Tyler: “I just want to say again that he’s been in this castle. Two Days. He doesn’t know how to find this dragon.”

Me: “The dragon is calling him...”

*Merlin goes down to see the dragon*

Gaius: “The creature has all the appearances of the questing beast!”

*Uther proclaims the old religion dead, says this is impossible.*

Tyler: “You killed a unicorn!”

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*The ruins of the Isle of the Blessed emerge from a bunch of fog*

*Merlin complaining about the quest they’re on*

Arthur: “You’re such a girl’s petticoat...”

Tyler: “I...I don’t even know what that means....”

...

Arthur: “Is your little bottom sore?”

Me: *screeeachhhhh*

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*Merlin and Gaius discuss Morgana’s return*

Tyler: “This is a lot of exposition to remind us what happened and what the show is about.”

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*Uther hears the distant scream of the mandrake root, slowly driving him mad*

Uther: “Who’s there? Arthur?”

Tyler: “Why would it be??”

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*The body of the sentry is discovered, stabbed with a knife tied to the priestesses of the Old Religion*

Arthur: “Are you saying we have a traitor in our court?”

Tyler: “🎵Who could it be now?🎶”

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The Old Man of Hoy