#tgpcaps

It took me a while to figure it out, but just now as we were all fighting, yelling at each other and each one of us demanding we should go to the Bad Place, I thought to myself, "Man, this is torture." And then it hit me: they're never gonna call a train to take us to the Bad Place. They can't...because we're already here. This is the Bad Place.

Exploring makes me nervous. I have what doctors call "directional insanity". I once got lost on an escalator. So not exactly Christopher Columbus. Fun fact! Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide!

I'm loving that hat on you. It would look even better on my floor. What is happening now? I suggested she be friendlier; she seems to have slipped right into overt sexuality. I got something you can slip into. Oh! Janet, no! No, Janet.

The way you're talking to me right now? "Everything's cool, no big deal", I know that move. When I told a boyfriend something was "no big deal", it meant anything from "I just bought weed from your nephew" to "I secretly befriended your ex-girlfriend last year, things got out of hand, and now I'm her bridesmaid".