I found transcripts for every episode of Tales From The Borderlands which makes fic writing SO MUCH EASIER so anyways here’s a little snippet of my Tim in the events of Tales AU, which I can now put my full focus on!
“Do you have an extra gun?” Fiona asked Sasha.
Sasha stood up, shooting one of the bandits near their group. The bandit cried out, stumbling back and falling dead next to Fiona. Sasha crouched back down.
“There,” she said.
“Oh, I like her,” Tim said.
“Hey, where’s the cat?” Sasha said.
“Outside. Which is another reason I want to get back out there,” Tim said, snatching the gun from the fallen bandit. “I’ll be taking this.”
“Hey!” Fiona said.
“Bounty hunter, kiddo,” Tim said. “Guns go to me.”
“‘Kiddo’? What are you, Handsome Jack?” Fiona said in annoyance.
Tim paused for a moment before sighing. “Was doing that to annoy Rhys and now it’s a habit. Shit.”
That was a lie, but Rhys didn’t have time for this. Fiona tossed Gortys to Rhys as she searched around for a weapon of her own.
“Loader Bot, get pushing that statue. Sash, you and the bandit get the ankles,” Fiona said, eyeing the statue.
“Hey, not bad,” Tim said. “Also, still not a bandit. Is it the mask? It’s totally the mask.”
“Go!” Fiona said.
“You yelled at Tim,” Rhys said in surprise.
“And I’ll do it again if he doesn’t get his ass moving,” Fiona said.
Tim pointed at her as he stood up. “That? That’s called a spine, Rhys. Grow one while I go shoot a statue.”
“I hate him,” Rhys grumbled.
