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[5:32:56] <sexymachodude> alright who else got a bad feeling about this new chick?

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[5:36:50] <bushman> I have some questions too mate. It’s pretty suspicious that the old woman would be giving us a new teammate this late into the job.

[5:37:54] <dovechancellor> Jawohl, den Freunden. It would appear that our colleague could be an enemy.

[5:39:36] <sexymachodude> what like a blu spy

[5:40:00] <dovechancellor> Perhaps.

[5:41:18] <spy> Before I discuss my theories, I have to ask, what the hell kind of username is that, Scout?

[5:43:47] <sexymachodude> what are you intimidated by how awesome it is

[5:37:45] <spy> First of all, learn to use proper English grammar, I can barely understand what you’re writing. Second, I have enough self confidence to not give myself an idiotic name that reeks of insecurity.

[5:40:37] <sexymachodude> screw you spy at least mine is cool im not taking advice from an old dude who cant even think of something other than spy. I got da real world to talk in anyways

[5:41:28] <spy> You are the pinnacle of stupidity.

[5:43:37] <sexymachodude> oh yeah why dont ya say that to my face tough guy

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[5:46:34] <engienearhere> Can yall just calm down for 5 minutes? The one time I ain’t here first and I see y’all already fighting like two cats wrestling to claw each other’s eyes out.

[5:48:58] <sexymachodude> spy started it

[5:49:16] <engienearhere> Scout. I’m warning you.

[5:50:00] <sexymachodude> fine whatever

[5:51:45] <engienearhere> Is Demo and Soldier here yet?

[5:52:48] <bushman> Nah, mate. Last I saw Demo he’s been off his face since 4. Might take a while since he gets some sense back into him.

[5:54:00] <heavyweapons> Soldier is out in cave.

[5:54:58] <engienearhere> Course they are… I guess I’ll just debrief them tomorrow.

[5:56:39] <spy> Now if you will kindly let me do the honors, I want to start this meeting with my current observations so far. Information concerning this strange woman is sparse or well-encrypted in the Mann Co database. For someone who has company files spanning from 1952, it’s rather unusual to spend this much effort into keeping herself anonymous.

[5:58:47] <bushman> It’s like the sheila doesn’t wanna be found. Been watching her ever since she arrived, and she was able to look at me right in the crosshair while I was in a bush. Somehow, she can hear anything from a 10 mile radius.

[5:59:26] <engienearhere> Even when Spy cloaks?

[6:01:44] <spy> Correct. Despite her lack of clear credentials, as far as we know, she has enough experience to be cautious in her movements.

[6:03:56] <heavyweapons> Little girl is alone always, looking in corner and talking to self.

[6:04:48] <spy> I suppose she might be trying to do some counter-espionage. Which begs the question, why and how?

[6:06:39] <engienearhere> I found a few broken cameras, the size of peas, lying around while I was working. I reckon if she’s the culprit, there are more we aren’t seeing.

[6:09:00] <sexymachodude> NO WAY SHES A HUGE FREAK IS SHE TRYING TO SEE ME NUDE

[6:10:57] <bushman> In your dreams, Scout. Nah, it’s more likely we’ve got ourselves another spy in the base.

[6:11:58] <spy> I would agree if not for the fact that BLU hired an Electrician as well.

[6:13:00] <bushman> How do we know it cant be another Spook impersonating one?

[6:15:58] <spy> From my observations, she has tools that a typical Electrician carries during their tasks. No Spy, even professionals with years of experience, are trained to use the weapons of a class they are attempting to impersonate.

[6:19:23] <engienearhere> I did see her lineman equipment lying around when she was unpacking her suitcases, she knows how to use it well during the few rounds I saw her today. But I don’t get it. Why would she be hired directly under Ma’am herself? It seems unlike Her to be giving out special permissions like that.

[6:21:00] <spy> I’m not sure. The only thing I’m certain of is that another class has been established and we must stay alert. I suggest we devise a plan about our next course of action before she becomes a bigger risk to our team.

[6:24:13] <sexymachodude> i mean at least she aint a bird this time and she aint so bad looking either maybe it aint that bad

[6:27:46] <engienearhere> Boy, if a pretty face is enough to throw out your boxers, then you’re a few pickles short of a barrel.

[6:29:14] <spy> Oui. Unlike us grown adults, we are vigilant enough to be thinking with our heads in our skulls, rather the ones in our pants.

[6:29:45] <heavyweapons> What is team plan?

[6:31:24] <dovechancellor> Fraulein has yet to be laid on my medical table, so it is only a matter of time until her next examination. It'll give me an opportunity to investigate her background. In addition, I can also gather more insight during her Uber surgery and possibly create a device to determine her anxiety levels at an accurate rate.

[6:34:49] <sexymachodude> hows that gonna help

[6:35:36] <dovechancellor> It’ll be easier to know when she’s lying, of course! The body exhibits signs of stress when the subject feels guilt or shame, reacting with a fight-or-flight response.

[6:37:11] <bushman> Good luck with getting her to the medbay, Doc. She’s been avoiding you like the plague since the moment she got here.

[6:38:00] <dovechancellor> Hehe. I suppose I have that way about me. Regardless, she will eventually require my services. Give it time.

[6:40:47] <bushman> Nah, I suggest we do it the old fashioned way. Bag her head, tie her up, spook her into telling us what she knows, and be done with it.

[6:43:31] <heavyweapons> If little girl is easy to scare it will work. But little girl is not. She is tough like bear.

[6:46:57] <sexymachodude> why dont we just ambush her smash her face in until she gives up that worked for most people

[6:48:16] <spy> No! These are all terrible ideas! I shouldn’t have asked you fools to contribute.

[6:49:48] <bushman> What do you reckon we should do then, you bloody tosser?

[6:52:50] <spy> We will watch her from a distance, airing on the side of caution. If she is made aware that we are skeptical of her, she will do anything to hide any evidence of her true motivations.

[6:57:00] <candlelightsparkles11> What if we make her feel like a friend :)

[6:59:31] <sexymachodude> wtf stop putting smilies in the end of your texts pyro its freakin weird

[7:00:00] <candlelightsparkles11> :(

[7:03:12] <engienearhere> Now that’s a mighty fine idea there, Pyro! Think about it. Gaining her trust is a surefire way to keep an eye on her, while buttering her up just enough to tell us something bout her.

[7:04:37] <spy> That depends on if the rest of this group is as great at flattery as they are at making awful suggestions.

[7:05:55] <bushman> Im surprised your head hasnt fallen off from the large ego you keep lugging around, wanker.

[7:06:58] <spy> Oh? Are you really that bothered by the truth, filthy jar man?

[7:08:49] <bushman> Nah. I’m just bothered by your knobhead attitude

[7:08:52] <heavyweapons> Do not fight more. This is good plan. Heavy and team will watch little girl close.

[7:10:00] <dovechancellor> I agree. It is genius, it will be easier to put in that device after all.

[7:12:13] <engienearhere> Let’s not get carried away right now, Doc. We still don’t have Electrician deep in the weeds yet.

[7:13:19] <dovechancellor> It’s still good to plan things in advance, Engineer! I must take my leave now. Gute Nacht, den Freunden!

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[7:15:31] <engienearhere> I’ll keep Demo and Soldier up to speed on what we talked bout here. Gotta get back to work, see y’all.

[7:16:47] <candlelightsparkles11> Goodnight Engie. Goodnight friends <3

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[7:18:21] <sexymachodude> see ya

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