#tf2 driver

Running down more than one enemy in 20 seconds with McMANN:

VROOOOMMMM BAMBAMBAM SPLAT *

Whoop, I think I hit something!

[honks horn] Jackass! **

My other car is also this car!

Running down more than 3 enemies in 20 seconds with McMANN:

RRRRRRRRRK BOOM PKOW [snorting laugh] *

[singing] Takin’ care of business!

[honks horn repeatedly] Outta my way! I’m bigger than you! **

Ugh! Somebody get a hose!

Kill assist:

Yay! Go us! I mean, uh, [sniff] good job.

[singing] Lookit this guy all dressed in red, iko iko, un-day! Betcha five dollars he killed ya dead, jack-a-mo fee na-nay!

Hahaha! That was clutch!

Alley-oop!

Killing more than one enemy with any weapon in 20 seconds:

Haha! Didja see that?! I...TOTALLY meant to do that!

[heavy breathing] I’m...disturbed by how much...fun that was...

Running down an enemy with at least one passenger:

Did anybody else feel that?

Just a little turbulence! Stay frosty!

Speed bump!

Never mind the bump and grind!

Driving toward an enemy with a passenger in front cabin:

Hey, seat cover! A little help?

When I said you could ride shotgun, I meant it! ... You have a shotgun, right?

Using McMANN speed boost:

Ohhhhh yeahhh.

[singing] Get ready, ‘cause here I come!

I love the smell of nitrous in the morning!

Peel out!

McMANN is damaged:

You’re paying for that!

Oh no, baby! Who did that?! I WILL AVENGE YOU

Domination:

[breathless giggling] Oh sorry, I just remembered this really funny joke: YOUR FACE.

How EMBARRASSING for you!

Wow, are you okay? JUST KIDDING! I don’t actually care!

Dominating a Scout:

Motormouth, meet motor...car. Okay, that sounded better in my head.

Dominating a Soldier:

I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.

Dominating a Pyro:

That’s just sad.

Dominating a Demoman:

Hey! HEY! Bagpipes suck!

Dominating a Heavy:

You’re not so tough, big rig!

Dominating an Engineer:

Too bad, Tex! I guess my toys are better.

Dominating a Medic:

Here comes the WAHHHHHMBULANCE!

Dominating a Sniper:

Pay attention, monkey butt!

Dominating a Spy:

[singing] You’re the devil in disguise, oh yes you are!

Oh, I didn’t see you there!

Dominating a Driver:

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

Revenge:

Get swooped, assface!

Haha, poser!

Doy!

On fire:

So THIS is what it feels like to be on fire! Gotta say, not a fan!

Anybody else smell burning hair, or is it just me?

[screaming] *

Healed by Medic:

Thank you, scary German man!

Ahh, I needed that...

Thanks for the go-juice, Doc.

So, uh, you doing anything after this?

Under effects of ÜberCharge while driving McMANN:

I AM BECOME DEATH DESTROYER OF WORLDS

Guess what! This ain’t a firetruck!

Now THIS is overdrive! ...  ÜberDrive? Whatever works, I guess.

Under effects of  ÜberCharge when not driving:

RIGHTEOUS

Wall-to-wall and treetop-tall!

[girlish giggling] That tickles! But in, like, a badass way.

Payload cart moves forward (offense):

Whaddya MEAN it doesn’t go any faster?!

Enemy base or bust, my dudes!

Clean and green, straight ahead!

[bored voice] Are we there yet?

[hopeful voice] Are we there yet?

[annoyed voice] Are we there yet?

[desperate voice] Are we there yet?!

Cart goes backwards (offense):

[frustrated groan]

This is gonna take foreverrrrr.

Payload cart moves forward (defense):

What if I just, like, park in front of the cart? Would that help?

Cart goes backwards (defense):

There we go! That’s what I wanna see!

Aw, yee! 

Catch you on the flip side, chumps!

Win a round:

Done and dusted!

Lose a round:

BUMMER.

Tie a round:

Ugh, I’ll be in the car...

Achievement unlocked:

For me? I... [emotional trembling in voice] This is just so sudden!