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if i am cremated, do not scatter my ashes.

i do not want to end up in someone’s hair because it was windy that day. i do not want to be stuck under someone’s fingernails because their hands were sweaty. i do not want to be sneezed into someone’s respiratory system.

For the first time like, ever, I’m doing commissions!

I have a maximum of 2 full body, 2 half body, 4 busts, and 5 emotes slots! (One slot of emotes can have multiple, I just don’t want to bite off more than I can chew at once)

Price transcript for my handwriting; (prices are USD)

Full body is 20 (color) and 15 (no color) (two slots available)

Half body is 15 (color) and 10 (no color) (two slots available)

Bust is 10 (color) and 5 (no color) (4 slots available)

Emotes are 1 for 3$, 3 for 7$, or 5 for 12$! (Buying multiple gives you a discount ｡(*^▽^*)ゞ)

Inquiries can be dm’d to my Tumblr, Twitter, or you can add my on Discord (Cryptoad#2470) and there there (*´∀`*)

God. Christ. Damnit. So the short of it is, I need to raise like 300-500$ to cover bills and rent and gas to get people to work.

The long of it is; our car broke down. Our only car, so we had to get it fixed immediately. It broke down on the highway, so we had to also get it towed. We got it fixed just fine, but since this is our Rent Check, we actually couldn’t afford this, our rent, and our bills, but if we lost our car we wouldn’t be able to pay for anything anyways.

I have Venmo [@Mickey-Dragonslayer] and [PayPal], and if you send $5-10 I’ll draw you a simple request, and if you send $25+, my husband @zombiesockfuckinglovescardfight (who has honed the art more than me) can likely draw something for you as well.

.... I also have a l*wd Photoshoot [Patreon] for 18+ interested parties.

If you send us over 50$, and would like to be paid back, we can actually DO SO, After the 9th, when we get paid! We just can’t afford our bills that are DUE before then!

I wouldn’t ask if we weren’t in serious need of help. Thanks for your time, even if you can’t donate a reblog could make a world of difference!

Edit: forgot to add links before; they have been added in [Brackets] like these. Also down here for your ease

But I don’t have any fancy helpful documentation to help prove anything

I can’t get ahold of the fucking financial advisor to find out how my the Thyroid Uptake test will be but the internet ballparks it at 300-700$ with a catastrophe ceiling of like 1k

TLDR; I’m not that great at doodles but if you kick any money to my KoFi and include an email/username and a request I’ll doodle you something, I’m not sure what else to do rn

ko-fi.com/candycryptids

Please actually give it a shot, I know the adverts make it look like Asshole Bongwater But