#textvlogdaze

Having trouble with recording (tumblr is an ass and won’t let me upload obvious audio files that fit the 10 MB limit.)

Idk if this link will work or not. 

Hey look at this vixen *OW OW*

I thought of that band before he said it because of you :3

This bot is built huge. She’s at least 7 feet tall with huge shoulders, arms, and legs. She has no hair, wears a bandana on her head.

She likes big flowy dresses and has a deep voice. She was built for a specific Kazooland war back in the 1940’s. She was to run out onto the battle field, find wounded, and carry them back to base for repairs/medical attention. 

She’s very loud and bossy and insists she knows better than you. Since the war is over, and now everyone pretty much uses magic missiles, she is a barmaid at the ‘Oil Drum Canteen’ in Preferbia in New Pieland.

Oh! The furnace got fixed earlier. It's back to a toasty 80 degrees in my room (so much better than the horrid 50 degrees it was earlier. I need heat!).