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Bobbie: HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP! HUMBERT HUNTER?! I'M SO SORRY, I LOVE YOU, I PROMISE! I WAS SO SHOOK THAT HE BID THAT I FROZE AND DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF TRYING TO OUTBID HIM BECAUSE LIKE, WTF?! WHO THOUGHT HUMBERT FRICKIN' HUNTER WAS GOING TO BID ON YOUR DATE?! ARE YOU OKAY?! DID YOU GUYS DO YOUR DATE? DID HE DO ANYTHING MEAN?! I CAN GET SOMEONE TO BEAT HIM UP FOR US SO OUR HANDS ARE CLEAN! I KNOW A GUY!