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anyway notice how the strong and powerful geminitay uses her fujoshi powers for both good and evil, maintaining the peace in the universe's energy

i'm trying to find a way to phrase this gently but i think the reality of the situation is that martyn is bisexual but he's married with kids so he doesn't have time for all that. meanwhile rendog's bisexuality haunts him like a fucking angry spectre like i think he has nightmares about kissing martyn that leave him jolting up in bed at night drenched in sweat and then he experiences such a profound guilt about it that he has to go for a walk and i think it probably doesnt help because he lives alone and he tells himself he prefers it this way but the whole time he's walking he cannot stop getting flashes of the dream and he says fuck it and he opens discord to draft a text to martyn and it never gets past a "Hey!" because the weight of the fact that martyn is asleep in bed with his wife right now bears down on him. and then martyn gets on stream and cracks a few jokes about treebark bait and meanwhile ren is looking at the grindr app he downloaded and never opened

i dont think bdubs is a woman i do think etho is but bdubs doesnt know etho is a woman bc he has negative 10 points in gender radar (stat you can have) and etho has no interest in medically transitioning at all so bdubs decides he needs to become a woman and well its not that hes homophobic he just thinks hes straight (hes not) so hes decided the only way he can be with etho is if one of them is a woman but he doesnt wanna ask etho to be the woman and when he starts presenting femininely cleo cracks a joke about etho and bdubs being lesbians now and bdubs is like ? No we're straught and cleo is like well etho is a woman and bdubs is like no IM the woman and cleo is like and we're so happy for yWait if bdubs was a woman he'd be shedubs

mumbo and grian both at the minecraft movie london event but not posting any photos together or hanging out in any background shots Guys im starting to tweak

i dont even write rpf i just think its ethically fine

Gonna be so real i know its bad etiquette to ask ppl abt shipping like yes yes we know its bad practice and its cringe and whatever this is all true. That being said that dog is like. gay. Thats my dog who is gay. And every time i see yhat clip i am thinking abt the idea of him in his hotel room kicjing his feet and giggling at the prospect of kissing his coworker (Slash hetero slash rp ofc ofc ofc) and meanwhile like theres a dark empty pit in his stomach when he thinks abt how this event is gonna end and hes gonna have to go back to his empty house ok

cam mad that scott is flirting with men or what. Your fault ur in a relationship with scott. aaaaaand post.