New Game:
go to https://littlealchemy.com/cheats/ and find random combination for building something. For example, broom + electricity = vacuum cleaner. Then make a solemn vow to forevermore call vacuum cleaners “electric brooms” and watch the confused expressions on everyone else’s faces.
look out for the human shuriken
summon the bloodfish *evil laughter*
fire up the electric scythe y’alls.
(extra points if it makes an ordinary object sound slightly sinister)


















