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god. i wanna do like. a fic about jack marston in ww1 but im looking at movies about it to see and have a base to work around and they just. look SO fuckin dull omg

we all know that, on average, villains big dick energy trumps heroes BDE several times. anyways, what im trying to say here its that everything doofenshmirtz does exhudes MASSIVE dick. thank you for coming to my red talk

if you chose the girl trainer because the outfits were cuter while playing pokemon...........you were gay

to my dear followers who have been so patient with me while i lose my gotdamned mind about some movie. ill be making a sideblog tomorrow about obaa because i dont want to spam your feeds with meta and posts about it all 🙏 god bless <3

dilligent people will never know the high of doing everything badly at last minute

sometimes i think i should change my profile pic because im 99.9% sure im getting blocked for no other reason than because people think im a bot

i mean. don't get me wrong cause we're all fucked regardless, but it would be the most objectively funny timeline possible for trump to win the elections, STILL getting jail and governing from like. fucking alcatraz or something