Ofelia: My darling, dearest, sweetest, kindest, handsomest, loveliest friend. I have a favor to ask of you which is really not a favor at all once you hear it. Actually, it's more me doing you a favor.

Dana: Would it be weird for roommates to bone?

Ofelia: Fairy Barry told me I'm on some kind of PROBATION because I literally have not contributed to any season change since I've been alive and that I either had to stay in Walt or come back to punch bugs in Pixie Hollow. Obviously I chose stay in Walt because I'm completely outraged by Fairy Barry's lack of respect for my fashion abilities and refusal to let me make my own talent.

Ofelia: Next item of business: New Years. You're both coming to mine!

Ofelia: Happy birthday! As per usual you will find the Perfect Birthday Gift has been delivered to your door. Delia J and I will be by later in the day to celebrate! Oh, but let us know if you think you're going to be having birthday sex because Fab can only entertain the two of us for so long before things get awkward.

Dana: Sooooooooo roomies. The end of the year is fast approaching and we all know that come the end of the summer our amazing cottage sitch could be no more unless we request to stay together. Is there anyone trying to jump ship? Speak now or forever hold your peace!