#text:gil

Mal: Is Uma trying to make her braids look like tentacles on purpose, or is she just getting fisher with age?

Freddie: I heard if you win a talent show in Neverland you can get a day-long supply of pixie dust as a prize. Is it just me or does flying around for a day sound DOPE?

Hannah: Do you want a Christmas cactus for your room? I grew a bunch to give out as Christmas presents this year and kind of forgot the part where I don't actually have that many close friends to give them to!

Jay: Dude, are you okay right now? Did I blow your mind so much I killed you when I told you there's an island shaped like a skull around here that we could go check out?

Haley: You know how delicious you thought those potato skins I made were? Well, I've gone and made STUFFED potatos, like jalapeno poppers but less likely to make your eyes water from the spice! Where are youuu? I need you to come taste-test ASAP!