Gabriel: Hey, did you catch the new moon last night?

Nova: I decided I'm going to carry around beach balls all summer and bounce them off people's heads whenever I say hi! Great idea, right?

Rachel: Per-bear! I just wanted to say hi and thanks for being one of the super duper best people in the whole entire universe!

Summer: So I KNOW Nova Fitzherbert likes to greatly exaggerate things just for the fun of it, but she said something about hitting you so hard with her frying pan that she sent you to Mars. Obviously that's a lie, but it's a very painful sounding lie, so I wanted to make sure you're okay and not... in the hospital, or something!

Jay: Dude, are you gonna be okay when we start school again on Tuesday? Like, you didn't forget how to speak when pretty girls are around over summer or anything like that, right? 'Cause if you did, I can give you a refresher course.

Mary Kate: If I screw up and say the words wrong during the wedding ceremony, do you think that'll mean that Will and Blake aren't actually married???

Emmett: Dude, I don't think it's like a TERRIBLE idea to invite Ingrid to the frat house to like, host naked yoga or whatever, I just don't wanna be in the room for that sausage fest.

Hadley: Did you find a pink polka dot pen inside of your yearbook after I signed it? Because I lost mine, but it's good luck, and I need to figure out where it's gone!