#text::kitty

M: Wanna come over for sex and pizza?

Kitty: Do you think I'm too icy?

Puck: icy how

Kitty: yo, loser -- we still on for GoT?

[ a beat ]

Kitty: if not that's cool, just like... let a girl down easy.

Kitty: pretend you have something better to do.

Kitty: let her keep her ego in tact.

[ another longer beat ]

Kitty: you know when i call you nerd it's like a term of endearment or whatever, right?

Ari: hell to the yes, m'lady

Ari: let's go to weste-

[ unsent, she deletes when the rest of the messages start coming in and then waits for a moment ]

Ari: yeah, i know

Ari: i mean i guess? not like i know /i know/ but u know

[ a beat ]

Puck: i don't have froyo but i have netflix and ice cream

Puck: and this movie on my 'recently released' list that i think ur gonna like

Kitty: I miss you

Maya: Liar

KITTY: I can’t open this jar of pickles and I’m lying on the floor crying and I know I haven’t talked to you in a month but please help.

PUCK: be right there

Kitty: I used to think masturbation meant chewing your food.

Quinn: Oh, my word.

Kitty: thanks for the flowers, boo!!

Kitty: i love them

Kitty: and you

Kitty: and mae

Kitty: tell her next time i'll bring my makeup collection and she can give me a real makeover.

[ ... ]

Kitty: did mama have a good time?

Quinn: You're very welcome, and you know we both love you right back.

Quinn: She's been watching youtube hair tutorials, so I think there's an elaborate 'do in your future, too.

Quinn: Mama had a wonderful time.

Quinn: Exceeded all expectations.