Okay so today is my birthday, and all I wanted was fried ice cream. It's my favorite dessert and I don't get to have it often. My parents take me to a mexican restaurant, my mom says she checked the menu online and they had fried ice cream. We all eat our meals, I got the brisket burrito, it was good! Finally, I ask for dessert, fried ice cream. The waiter says "let me check if we have that" after waiting long enough for me to become concerned, the waiter comes back and tells us they don't have fried ice cream. Oh. That's the whole reason we came here, but okay.
There's another mexican place down the street. We go there. My mom goes in to ask if they have fried ice cream while me and the rest of my family wait in the car. She comes back saying that they checked in the back, and do indeed have fried ice cream. We sit down at the restaurant and the waitress asks what we want to eat. We say we're just here for fried ice cream. She says they don't have dessert. My mom laughs "really?" the waitress replied, "I'm serious. We don't have dessert." goddamnit. Turns out they did have ice cream but a waitress spilled all of it on herself, we see her wiping her shirt.
There are no other Mexican places around. My mom says "how about you just get a blizzard?" I, defeated, agree. I'm now at DQ waiting for my superman blizzard. Happy birthday to me.