#text hallucinations

Following a “bad trip” psychedelic drug experience, a teenager awakes the next morning to find the whole world reduced to apocalyptic ruins and everyone gone. Title: Aeon of Ghosts and Shadows

Extreme grief brought on by the death of his young son makes it difficult for a college professor to continue his secret life as a masked public masturbator. Title: Times Like These

A socialite spends her days in front of a mirror obsessively scrutinizing her appearance for imperfections, unwilling or unable to acknowledge that the series of plastic surgeries she underwent over the years inadvertently transformed her body into one enormous blob of pus-oozing undifferentiated tissue. Title: Hideous Narcissus

A depraved chemist invents a hypno-syrum specifically formulated to cause leggy ladies with jumbo knockers to lust uncontrollably after men in white lab coats. Title: Molecular Malevolence

The only human to survive nuclear doomsday occupies his time doing tarot readings for corpses strewn about streets and sidewalks, building ornate bongs out of animal skulls scavenged from the zoo, and constantly revising his schematic diagrams for a gigantic pinball machine he plans to construct from the wreckage of a crashed military fighter jet. Title: Liturgy for a Ruined World

A pinball machine struck by lightning acquires consciousness. Pilgrims journey from all corners of the Earth when it’s discovered that by inserting a quarter it dispenses profound spiritual wisdom in a staticky electronic robot voice. Title: Pop-Bumper Prophecies

A science-fiction writer suffering a mental breakdown brings a huge medieval battle axe wherever he goes to defend against the sinister super-intelligent telepathic space lobsters with sick sexual proclivities that only he can see. Title: Out Here in the Darkness All Alone

A religious but misanthropic young boy says a prayer before bed each night to petition God for Earth’s complete and total annihilation. Title: O Cosmic Destroyer Come Burn Down This World