#texashappytrail

and kiki :))))))))))))))))

and here comes the biggest dumb in the universe

url: i’m dumb and don’t get it | not a fan :( | not bad! | good job!! | love it<3 | I’M JEALOUS fUCK | who did you kill?!?!

theme: not my type :( | real nice | I like it! | gorgeous af | HOLY SHIT?! | *steals it*

icon: i’m still dumb and don’t get it | can’t see it :( | v nice | pretty! | ACE IN THE HOLE BBY | aha it’s mine now

posts: not my fandom(s) | not bad | rly nice | love! | *HEART EYES MOTHERFUCKER* | teach me how to blog

^^^^ i would’ve said teach me how to blog but i bLOG ON YOUR BLOG ALL THE TIME MUAHAHAHHAHAHA BLOGCEPTION I’M ACTUALLY JUST LIKING MYSELF RN

following: no(t yet) ILY | now I am! | ofc | you complete me (fuck you)

comment/thoughts/advice: i’m uhh rating some blogs today and it’s GREEEEEEAT and i’m about to kill my best friend - hi i like ... like you and stuff. like a lot. but i still hate you you fucking donkey

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Graveyard, gas station bathroom, bathroom stall in a bar, empty hospital room

SO kiki decided that it was finally time her car get a bath. great idea, right? simple enough? well we drove up to the little car wash thingy and kiki paid for a wash with a gift card she had and we sat and waited for the guy that was in the car wash before us to finish.

finally, mr.truck in front of us finished his wash and drove away all sparkly and clean and happy. the car wash had a green light telling kiki to drive forward into the car wash so she follows directions. except instead of the car wash starting when she gets inside of it, she drives over the little speed bump thing and it tells her to back up. so she does that. and then it tells her to stop. and then it tells her to drive forward again. and then it tells her to stop. and then suddenly it just shuts off and nothing happens.

wtf right?

so we sit there in the car inside the car wash with nothing happening while there is a car behind us waiting to use the wash. nothing is happening. a few minutes goes by. still nothing is happening. instead we’re sitting in the car in the car wash like baby idiots expecting something to magically happen.

spoiler alert: nothing happens.

finally kiki and i drive out of the car wash and go to the gas station it’s connected to so she can ask the attendant wtf is wrong with the car wash. so basically this episode of k2 adventures ends with the car wash guy coming over and giving kiki a free car wash and also standing by while we drive into the car wash to make sure that we do it right and that the machine works right.

he literally babysat us while we went into the car wash to make sure things went okay for us. because apparently kiki had driven over the speed bump too many times before which voided the first car wash hence why it didn’t work.