Old man Yaoi

(It is 9:30 in the morning in Hayesville, everyone is gathered around for another announcement.)

Tex Macadoo: Please tell us you're announcing that your break is over.

Knighty Knight: First of all it hasn't even been a day since my break started, and second of all that's not what I've come to announce.

Tex Macadoo: Then what did you come to announce?

Knighty Knight: I've come to announce that I have two of my out of town friends visiting me for a while.

(Knighty Knight walks to the left to show Tito and Sara in their mortal disguises.)

Tex Macadoo: Oh that's great, what are their names?

Tito: I'm Rafael and this is Sophia

Sara: A pleasure to meet you all.

Tex Macadoo: It's a pleasure to meet you to!

(Tex shakes Sara's hand, Knight Knight then gives Tex a death stare when he thought no one was looking, but Tito was definitely looking.)

Tex Macadoo: Well I hope you two enjoy everything our little village has to offer.

(When the three got back to Knighty Knight's house Tito pulled Knighty Knight to the kitchen to have a private conversation.)

Tito: So do you know why I wanted to talk to you in private?

Knighty Knight: Absolutely not.

Tito: The reason is that I can clearly see that your just as deeply in love with Sara as she is with you.

Knighty Knight: What no, don't be ridiculous!

Tito: Oh yeah, then why did you give Tex the death stare when he shook Sara's hand?

Knighty Knight: I was giving Sara the death stare to make sure she didn't bite him!

Tito: Admit it, you're in love with Sara and want to be with her, but at the same time you don't want to ruin your reputation.

Knighty Knight: Alright you got me, I want to spend my life with Sara but without it ruining my reputation as an incredible vampire hunter!

Tito: Well you can't have both, so eventually you're gonna have to make a decision.

(Tito start moving around Knighty Knight to toy with him like most vampires do with their prey.)

Tito: So what will you choose, your love for Sara, or your precious reputation?

Sara: What are you guys talking about?

Tito: Oh nothing important.

Sara: Ok.

(Sara leaves the kitchen and Tito leaves shortly after but turns towards Knighty Knight before fully leaving.)

Tito: You better choose love...

Satan: Attack!!!

(The crew then lunged into battle, preparing to brutally murder all the humans in the church)

Tito: ¡Déjalos solos! (Leave them alone!)

(Tito makes a protective stance, unknowingly creating a force field, the demons run right into it)

Willy: Ow, What the fuck!?

Tex: Tito, you saved us...

Tito: I did?

(Tito sees that he created a force field)

Tito: But I thought fallen angels didn't have any powers.

Satan: Fallen angels are only powerless in Hell due to Hell having so much sin and so little virtue that it renders angelic magic useless.

Tito: Oh.

Satan: Now drop your force field so we can kill those filthy Christians!

Tito: No, You can't make me!

Satan: Then I'll just kill them in your force field.

(Satan then uses satanic magic to fill the force field with toxic gas, the humans all start coughing and begin to slowly die.)

Tito: No!!!

Satan: The choice is yours Tito, either you keep the force field up and the Christians die a slow and painful death or you get rid of your force field and they will die a quick and painless death.

(Tito sees Tex, Bob, Aaron, Dan, Kathy, Eloise, Even, Jed, Chris, Nick, and Liv suffering, he than had an idea.)

Tito: I have a deal for you Satan!

Satan: Oh really, what's the deal?

Tito: You stop trying kill these innocent people, and I'll join you in Hell as a demon.

Satan: Deal!

(Satan snaps his fingers and removes the gas, Tex, Bob, Aaron, Dan, Kathy, Eloise, Even, Jed, Chris, Nick, and Liv start gasping, regaining the ability to breathe.)

Satan: Now, for your end of the deal...

(Tito walks up to Satan, holds his hand, and completes his demon transformation, all of his teeth become fangs, he grows to 7ft tall, his horns become very long, and he developes a huge desire to kill and devour humans.)

Liv: Tito, are you o.k?

Tex: Liv, don't do it, he could be dangerous!

(Tito swipes his claws at Liv, nearly clawing her face off.)

Liv: Oh my gosh!

Tito: I must go, the blood lust is already starting to take over.

Willy: Yeah, let's go home, this place is boring!

(The gang go back to Hell after Satan erased all of the humans memories of what happened the last few weeks)

(6 years have passed, Willy and the gang go to earth to kill and eat criminals that always managed to get away with everything, Tito rips a child murders heart out and bites into it.)

Belphegor: I'm sorry that I wasn't able to get you guys back into Heaven.

Tito: It's o.k, these evil people are getting what they deserve, and human flesh is actually delicious.

Belphegor: I just wish that you guys weren't tainted by sin and became sweet little angels again.

Tito: Well sadly not every story has a wholesome ending.

Belphegor: I know, but I wish every story did.

Tito: Well at least you tried and at least we're not killing and eating innocent people.

Belphegor: That is true.

(Tito and Belphegor look up at the stars to cast of their worries)

Tito: Thank you...

Belphegor: You're welcome....