#tessellation29

i am also recalling this thread and these ides are Correct and True

Tess this is the meanest thing you have ever done to me.

Okay fine:Wed: Bucky Barnes. Boy needs a stable something in his life, and I’d be chill if other folks were in and out of the house. Also, he’ll probably need legal protection for extradition purposes and to get him in and out of hospitals, which marriage can only help.

Bed: Phyrne Fisher. All day. Every day. So much. All the time. Let’s be real here–mama doesn’t wed, but she’s AMAZING in bed. We all know this.

Behead: Sarah Manning. BABY LET ME EXPLAIN. We all know if any motherfuckers come to kill themselves some Sarah Manning, it ain’t happening. The woman is a survivor. She will fuck you up. SO, if I MUST send head hunters after someone, it’ll be Sarah Manning, because they will fail. I briefly considered marrying Sarah and letting Bucky fend for himself, but at this point, I am honestly more sure of Sarah’s ability to power through and survive than his.

Pride: Something that I like about myselfI like that I have an almost encyclopedic knowledge about utterly useless facts that allows me to win at games like Smart Ass

Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

Steal the Declaration of Independence. Classics never go out of style.

Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

I would make the US Government forgive everyone's student loans, start handing out free candy as an apology for being such raging dickwads, and then, I don't know, make them figure out free healthcare or something. Don't you start telling me it's unrealistic. I don't care. 

This is brought to you by the notice that I have to start paying the federal gov'ment in 34 days, according to their GIANT MOTHERFUCKING PACKET OF DOOM, and the fact that A THIRD OF WHAT I PAY THEM WILL BE INTEREST.

I hear France is lovely this time of year, and has very obnoxious extradition treaties with the US.

So does Chile.

I'm just saying.

Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

I would like a functional body, thank you very much. Even ignoring the whole pain thing, I make a lot of weird creaking noises and it's kind of obnoxious.

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

4. do you like your name?  is there another name you think would fit you better?

i mean, aly is technically a nickname, and i'm used to people calling me by it--like, i'm more used to reading aly and hearing my full name, if that makes sense? but nah. my name's fine. the other options were madeline and natalie, apparently, neither of which would have worked at all. 

11. describe your ideal day

home, with cool people in my apartment (that is my apartment shared with people i like or just mine),  watching dumb tv, eating tasty food, and people who want to sit in the corner and read/write/do crafts being allowed to do so and they can join in on conversation when they want. basically a big collection of my favorite people hanging out in my space where everyone goes home at a decent hour and i can go to bed at midnight because i am old and turn into a pumpkin at midnight. 

18. what’s your patronus?

This cat.

Or a margay. Because they are like tiny, pretty ocelots that live in trees and by themselves and prefer to exist at night. 

But mostly the first cat.

29. three songs that you connect with right now.

a good idea at the time - ok go

trap door - stars

Grif: Potato. All the potato.

Andy: FUCK YES - and now that i’m going to be an aunt (AND I’m working a lot around children) I need to clean my shit up

i'm trying to think about three i've yammered the most about on tumblr.

Holly: evil bisexuality, love of van gogh and the impressionists, favorite color is green, would always rather uproot and move and keep growing rather than stay and grow stagnate and know everyone

Gabriel: evil bisexuality, the ability to go from $250 a Plate Benefit Dinner Classy to Trashiest Bisexual at the Dive Bar in .35 seconds

how did people survive following you for any length of time if being anti-nazi caused them to un-follow?

I have literally no idea.

Like.

None.

I think I made a post a few days ago yelling about how pissed I was that the Holocaust arc and importance was being taken out of Wanda and Pietro's timeline in the Avenger's stuff, so like. It's been mentioned really recently and vehemently that I don't like Nazis.