Oct 7, 2022
"Hey. Hey. Check this out- penis. BLAST." somewhere, specifically a room over, a jar explodes into a million pieces- but only one jar and nothing else. A middling sized jar, actually. There wasn't anything in it. Congratulations! You have a mess now. :)
"Oh, that's nothing. Watch this -- penis and vagina blast." The moment he spoke those stupid words, every single vase and glass within the room spontaneously combusted. He's not the one who cleans up the messes around here, anyway. That's the power of the fae, baby. "You just witnessed the most secret of Dokkalfar magic. Tell no one what you've seen here."
