The real reason the studios are excited about AI is the same as every stock analyst and CEO whoâs considering buying an AI enterprise license: they want to fire workers and reallocate their salaries to their shareholders
The studios fought like hell for the right to fire their writers and replace them with chatbots, but that doesnât mean that the chatbots could do the writersâ jobs.
Think of the bosses who fired their human switchboard operators and replaced them with automated systems that didnât solve callersâ problems, but rather, merely satisficed them: rather than satisfying callers, they merely suffice.
Studio bosses didnât think that AI scriptwriters would produce the next Citizen Kane. Instead, they were betting that once an AI could produce a screenplay that wasnât completely unwatchable, the financial markets would put pressure on every studio to switch to a slurry of satisficing crap, and that we, the obedient âconsumers,â would shrug and accept it.
Despite their mustache-twirling and patrician chiding, the real reason the studios are excited about AI is the same as every stock analyst and CEO whoâs considering buying an AI enterprise license: they want to fire workers and reallocate their salaries to their shareholders.
-How the Writers Guild sunk AI's ship: No one's gonna buy enterprise AI licenses if they can't fire their workers
















