#tescoi

Commentary - This is the first honey review that I think I would say is the standard I want to achieve. It's full of completely useless statements with colourful language that doesn't say much despite taking up space on the internet, which is exactly what I am after. The original had a video but as I do not have the money to be paying for video support on Wordpress that has to sadly be excluded.

Published 17th November -

Today is a very special day for me, an anniversary worth celebrating. Due to this extreme circumstance I feel the need to share the joy of the day with you by the means of the only way I know how to bring joy to anyone else. Through one of the only two things that can be my white blood, elevate my soul above. Honey.

Today we have Tesco Everyday Value Clear Honey, it comes in at a whopping 99 pence for 340grams of golden joy. This honey was an old flame of mine, working at Tesco for 6 months and requiring insane amounts of honey to keep the blood/honey levels high enough to function as a walking syrup container is not easy on the money. However, I have since moved on to other pastures of bee nectar hence the return to this being something special for me.

I want to start by talking about the container that this comes in, it’s consistent with the Tesco branding, clear and easy labeling with some nice abstract imagery that suggests bees of some kind were involved in the manufacture. You can’t expect much and you don’t get much. The most important thing though is does the honey drip down the container in a way that leads to a hot and sticky mess for the user, and I am happy to report that if clean hands are your priority in life, this honey might be there for you in your adventure to avoid the tap.