#termite talks

itchiness is sent straight from hell to punish me for having skin

wait do i say fantastic a lot? is that a word i use too much?

tryna get the oil leak in my car fixed and the old ass man across from me in the lobby is scrolling instagram reels without headphones and im hearing all of his ai slop reels. this is a circle of hell

cartoons dk save me cartoons dk

because my only job experience is as the king of clowns the only work im qualified for is at burger king or mcdonalds 😐😐 thanks a lot, clown peasant revolt 🙄🙄🙄

in what people are calling "the worst case of the wiggles this century," a local man has begun hitting a funky groove in his boring workplace