A kiss to annoy
An UshiOi and TenMakki silly fic.
Not for the first time, Tooru wondered why he was friends with Hanamaki.
It was supposed to be a cute double date. Tooru and Wakatoshi had invited Hanamaki and Tendou to their favorite restaurant, happy to congratulate their friends on their new relationship.
But apparently, Makki had the mission to ruin the night.
âThen the camera focuses on the dough to make it look like the guy is fingering it.â
âThatâs my favorite part, actually,â Tendou commented, tilting his cup of wine.
âReally? My favorite is when the guys give oral to the dough.â
Tendou placed a finger on his chin, thinking. âLooks good, but I like my dough with no fluids.â
âYeah, I get it.â
Tooruâs hold on his fork was so tight that the poor utensil bent on his fist. Wakatoshi noticed this and tried to whisper to him to calm down.
âWhat do you think, Captain?â Hanamaki asked Tooru. âDo you enjoy those kinds of videos?â
âI donât even watch them!â Tooru replied, furious. âI thought you would tell us how you two began dating!â
âOh.â Hanamaki and Tendou said simultaneously, sharing a supposedly innocent look.
âI mean, thatâs kind of boring,â Tendou lamented. âBut you tell them, dear.â
âSo, Satori and I were in the same store, doing our groceries, right?â
âRight,â Wakatoshi said, paying attention.
âI was dying to try this new recipe, and I needed eggs. But I only needed two, and these boxes have six. And thatâs very nasty, you know, how these big faceless stores always try to mess with individuals.â
Wakatoshi was nodding to Hanamakiâs words, while Tooruâs anger increased at every word his friend said.
âI thought of dropping the other four eggs I didnât need and maybe trying to haggle with the cashier to get a better price.â
âWhat the fuck are you even saying?â Tooru hissed.
Wakatoshi, as dumb as always, pointed at the problem in Hanamakiâs plan. âI donât think cashiers are allowed to bargain, even less if you were to break the other eggs.â
âCorrect, I thought about it too,â Hanamaki replied. âI was so mad, but my only solution was to pay for everything. I went to the queue, ready to be robbed, when I spotted Satori.â
âYou looked lovely that day,â Satori said with a smile. âWith messy hair and a weird yellow spot on your shirt.â
âYou think so?â
âEspecially due to the yellow spot, it made your outfit stand out.â
âI was wearing my pajamas; the yellow spot was my drool.â
âAmazing,â Tendou said in an enamored whisper.
Tooru felt like going back home.
âAnyway, I told Satori about my egg problem, and it turns out he had the same struggle. Satori was making a cake and needed four eggs, but wasnât happy to pay for the extra two in the box.â
âThis doesnât make any sense; tell us how you started dating!â Oikawa demanded.
An imaginary bulb lit over Wakatoshiâs head. âYou shared the box.â
âCorrect!â Tendou said.
âYeah! Satori offered to pay for the four eggs in my box. And thatâs how we began small talking. Also, he already knew the recipe I was trying to recreate, so he invited me to his place to teach me.â
âYouâre very generous, Satori,â Wakatoshi agreed. Tendou and Hanamaki did too.
âAnd when Takahiro was at my house, he asked me if I had seen those videos of guys giving pleasure to their dough. See? We were telling you all the story, Oikawa,â Tendou said.
Tooru stood up, furious.
âWakatoshi, you have something on your shirt.â
âI donât.â
âWakatoshi.â
âOh,â Wakatoshi noticed the stern look on his boyfriendâs usually bright eyes. âYeah, I do. Weâll be right back,â he told Tendou and Hanamaki before standing up.
(âYou think theyâre about to do it in the bathroom?â They heard Tendou asking.
âProbably, or Tooru wants to give Ushiwaka a blowjob.â)
âWakatoshi, Hanamaki is ruining the date.â
Wakatoshi sighed in relief. âThank goodness, I thought it was Satori.â
âHE IS TOO!â Tooru hoped no one heard that. âBoth are! Theyâre talking very inappropriate nonsense.â
âMaybe we should end the double date,â Wakatoshi reasoned.
It was the best idea, actually. But Tooru was so angry he wasnât thinking straight anymore. He wanted revenge. Tooru wanted to make the other couple uncomfortable, too.
âWe should kiss.â
Wakatoshi grabbed Tooruâs face and waist to pull him in for a kiss. Tooru returned the kiss, obviously, but smacked his boyfriend after it.
âNot now! At the table, in front of them.â
âOh. Okay.â
With their infallible plan, both returned to the table.
Tooru leaned in to kiss Wakatoshi on the forehead. Then he resumed the conversation, asking Hanamaki about his and Tendouâs first date. But as Hanamaki was talking, Tooru was softly caressing Wakatoshiâs leg.
Wakatoshi, who was only waiting for the moment of their kiss, stared at his boyfriend, questioning. Tooru smiled and continued moving his fingers on his thigh, very close to his crotch.
âTooruâŠâ Wakatoshi whispered.
âWhatâs wrong, love?â
Wakatoshi recognized that mischievous look. It wasnât the first time Tooru gave him a handjob in a public place, but it was the first time he did it with very close friends nearby.
Wakatoshi wasnât paying attention to Tendou or Hanamaki's explanation about their date. He was too focused on Tooruâs delicate fingers unzipping his pants. It wasnât their first time in public, and Wakatoshi knew he was supposed to keep composure. But he couldnât.
He was getting hard with Tooruâs light touches and mean intentions. At one point, he heard Tooru talking about their own first date, which he wanted to comment on, but his mind was long gone.
Tooru was moving his hand up and down his dick in the rhythm and pressure Wakatoshi liked best. It was torture. Wasnât Tooru angry with Tendou and Hanamaki? Why was Wakatoshi being punished?
Then, Tooru stopped.
Wakatoshi did very little to prevent a grunt from escaping his throat.
âEverything okay, Waka-chan?â
It was so obvious what he and Tooru were doing; Tendou and Hanamaki had to be pissed off at this level of disrespect.
âYes,â Wakatoshi said in a whisper.
âThought so,â Tooru replied before kissing Wakatoshi on his cheek.
He was about to continue his evil plan when Hanamaki spoke.
âIâm sure I can make Satori cum faster, wanna try?â
âOH MY GOD!â
Ultimately, the four of them were escorted out of the restaurant. The owner told them not to return anytime soon for the rest of their lives. It was time to find a new favorite restaurant.
âYou are a pervert!â Tooru accused. âYou too!â He pointed at Tendou, who only shrugged.
âYou started it,â Hanamaki said simply. âAll because you didnât believe our love story involving the dough fingering videos.â
âShut up! Shut up! Shut up!â
As Tooru and Hanamaki argued, Wakatoshi wondered when this double date would end. He wanted to be at his and Tooruâs place as soon as possible. He hoped Tooru would end the handjob, or even better, let him fuck him.











