james x marlene 🌝
#flashback to Fifth Year James x Marlene
WHO IS MORE LIKELY TO HURT THE OTHER?Marlene, but the relationship was so casual that even though she cheated on him with Sirius, James forgot they were even dating. WHO IS EMOTIONALLY STRONGER?James has himself more together than Marlene does, without a doubt. WHO IS PHYSICALLY STRONGER?James, but Marlene likes to remind him about how easily she was able pin him down when they were kids. WHO IS MORE LIKELY TO BREAK A BONE? Both of them - they have a running contest. WHO KNOWS BEST WHAT TO SAY TO UPSET THE OTHER? They both know how to upset the other, but they would never take advantage of it. #GoalzWHO IS MOST LIKELY TO APOLOGIZE FIRST AFTER AN ARGUMENT? James is one of the only people Marlene isn’t stubborn with. If she does something stupid, she’ll immediately apologize, and vise versa. WHO TREATS WHO’S WOUNDS MORE OFTEN? Neither. Once Marlene tried to heal a cut, but ended up turning his arm a sickly green. Since then, he won’t let her try again. WHO IS IN CONSTANT NEED OF COMFORT? Neither of them need comfort often, but they’re there for each other when they do. Friend cuddles for days. WHO GETS MORE JEALOUS? Neither. When they were dating, they usually forgot that they were. WHO’S MOST LIKELY TO WALK OUT ON THE OTHER? Marlene kind of did already? Not that it phased him, but yeah. WHO WILL PROPOSE? Listen, James would propose using a hot air balloon and no less than 100 carefully choreographed fireworks.WHO HAS THE MOST DIFFICULT PARENTS?Neither of them. WHO INITIATES HAND-HOLDING WHEN THEY’RE OUT IN PUBLIC? James probably does more often nowadays, but it’s still pretty equal.WHO COMES UP FOR THE OTHER ALL THE TIME? Both are very ride or die. WHO HOGS THE BLANKETS? James, so she secretly casts a cooling charm on them so he can never truly be warm. WHO GETS MORE SAD? Probably Marlene, but not often. WHO IS BETTER AT CHEERING THE OTHER UP? Okay, they’re both very good at cheering each other up, but I think James would go ALL OUT to get Marlene to laugh. WHO’S THE ONE THAT PLAYFULLY SLAPS THE OTHER ALL THE TIME AFTER THEY MAKE SILLY JOKES?They both make bad jokes to each other and have an entire conversation based on puns alone until someone else slaps them. WHO IS MORE STREETWISE?James. WHO IS MORE WISE?Marlene.WHO’S THE SHYEST? Neither. WHO BOASTS ABOUT THE OTHER MORE?Marlene is SO PROUD of James getting Captain and he’s probably proud of her in general because they’re basically family. WHO SITS ON WHO’S LAP?Marlene sits on his lap, but more often she uses him as a means of transportation and is on his back.











