There is some overlap with the options, just pick the one you vibe with the most.

I believe it was Albert Einstein who came up with the equation, “Comedy equals tragedy plus time”.  For example, jokes about the Titanic are funny.  To prove my point, why did Leonardo DiCaprio stop seeing the movie Titanic?  Because it turned twenty-five.  However, jokes about using a homemade submarine to take yourself and three friends to the resting spot of the Titanic is still a little raw.  I’m feeling it’s time to start writing temp checks again.  Over the weekend I saw Oppenheimer.  It still might be a little early to joke about the movie.  I won’t spoil the ending, but my favorite scene was when Albert Einstein, Niels Bohr, Erwin Schrödinger and Werner Heisenberg were in a car racing toward Los Alamos in the New Mexico desert.  A highway patrolman pulled them over for speeding.

The officer asked Heisenberg, “Do you know how fast you were going?” “No,” replied Heisenberg, “But we know exactly where we are.” The officer looked confused and says, “You were going 120 miles per hour!” Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, “Great! Now we’re lost!”

“Well,” the officer says to Schrödinger.  “Do you have anything in the trunk?”

“Yes, we have a cat.”

The officer opens the trunk and yells, “This cat is dead!”

Schrödinger angrily replies, “Well it is now!”

Bohr chimed in, “On the bright side, a moment ago we didn’t have a position, speed or a cat.  Now we have all three!”

The group never made it to Los Alamos. 

By the way, I also saw Barbie The Movie.  I would describe my favorite scene from that movie, but I think I’ve written “Kenough”. 

So, while I double check my quantum mechanics equations, I’ll be online and teleworking.

Stay safe!