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mouth opens to respond to his son’s claims before he pauses, brows furrowing just slightly as his brain practically SHORT CIRCUITS. lips audibly snap shut as he shakes his head, nostalgic images of the simple times before his children hit puberty flashing through his mind before he forces himself back to the present. these kids were gonna send him grey. clearing his throat, jasper nodded, a somewhat pained look about him as he wondered how it’d already come to this. ❝ if you’re gonna play with a ladies…. boobies. ❞ a pause, a slight cringe at the word choice. ❝ you’ll make sure you show her the respect she deserves. ❞ a nod, happy with how he’d handled the situation, until… ❝ boobies? seriously? ❞
the kissing booth sentence starter for @bellissimoxinganno | accepting.
❝ 'course, i'm nothing if not a southern gent, pops. ❞ he imitated his father's signature wink, the one used on mom to soften any frustrations. elliot thought of the rose petals he'd yanked from the bud, placed in a freezer bag under his bed to do a show of romance for his girlfriend, jordan. she'd probably roll her eyes at it, but the twinkle of amusement in her eyes would make it worth it. a laugh fell from his lips, shrug of his shoulders as he hopped off the bed. ❝ well, ta ta's is a little too strange to say; breasts sound like a chicken and makes me hungry for dinner; and tits -- ❞ a cringe, ❝ figured boobies is the safest bet. besides, BOOBIES is fun to say. BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES. ❞
