#tell me i'm wrong...

Rohan: I am the image maker! I am the magic maker! I can turn the most ordinary man in the world into a star!

To prove my point I am going to find the most mundane little man and turn him into a legend!

Hm! This looks like a suitably uninteresting house. I wonder if there's anybody here with enough protag quality?

*presses doorbell*

Rohan: Hello. What's your name?

Koichi: Koichi

Rohan: Oh, that's a nice name. What's your roommate's name? (I thought about saying friend instead but with the plot of the musical they are supposed to live together 🤷)

Koichi: Josuke

Rohan: (in aside to audience) Joe-suke? That sounds ordinary enough.

I would like you to join in a unique experiment with me. I am going to take Josuke's place for a few days. I'm going to research his ordinary dull little existence.

Koichi: You're coming in NOW?? The place is a mess!!

Rohan: That doesn't matter. I want you to act normally. I want you to treat me as if I were Josuke. I am going to sacrifice my normal flamboyant life style and become ordinary, boring little Josuke for a few days.