#teekayness

okai, sleepytime for me...

As you can see, it kinda... died. Met its end. Deceased. Stopped breathing. Something of the like.

I'm thinking of rebooting it, only it's from my personal. To get myself back into the groove of the things, I will gradually be reposting stuffs from there onto here.

After careful, deliberate observation of your breathtaking volunteering skills, I haz some advices for you 

DO NOT:

listen to whatever the manager instructs you to do; instead, talk to each other in complete Chinese. Louder & faster the conversation, the better.

use your common sense to figure out your responsibilities; for example, if you were to cart off a dozen table from the main room back to the storage area, you should bring a table cart that's ALREADY full, right? RIGHT? FUCK common sense, who needs them?

respect your fellow non-Chinese volunteers. They won't mind AT ALL if you opt to stand in the middle of the already-narrow hallway and chat in your prize-worthily loud jibberjabbers.

 work fast and efficiently. The time when we were all signing out & filling our volunteer hours sheet was just DEFINITION OF PERFECTION: the way you slowly, SLOOOOOWLY filled out the each letter of your names, responsibility titles, hours, initials and stuff? OMG YES; and on top of that, you all kept gibberishing at each other in an astronomical pace! KEEP THAT AWESOME WORK UP!

/gets out 8+ pills to take in the morning

/pops them in mouth

'...crap'

'crapcrapCRAP DID I FORGET TO TAKE THIS *looks at one of the bottles* ONE'

'...'

/spits pills out

/checks

/quietly glances around the deserted room