#technological retarded

she keeps talking into it to make txt messages. The messages are, obviously, retarded. Here's an example. Coming from a healthy German background, my mother was often referred to as a 'liebling" by her dear sweet Grossemutter Weiss. My mother has picked up this tradition and likes to call me the same. Also being lazy and confused by new technology my mother has taken advantage of Siri and the aforementioned ability to speak into the phone. Apparently, she sent me a txt in this method, referring to me as the sweet little pet name she likes to use. Unfortunately, the text I got was this:

"Hello bleeping i love you."

You can only imagine my initial reaction.