Nov 11, 2025
Technoblade never dies…but governments do.
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Technoblade never dies…but governments do.
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i can hear him going “nooooo my brand- bruhhhh”
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Pov: You are Philza Minecraft
(Bonus: zoomed in bcs he looked very handsome)
plushie announcement & this lil thing that should probably be mentioned
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Technodad: Hey guys! Demeter (Technodad’s wife) and I are having more kids!
Techno’s fans: Congratulations!!
Technodad: *slams down adoption papers* It’s you guys, sign here
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Ok maybe Techno memeing on his death was the right move. Cuz I’ll be sad and ppl will assume I’m listening to a sad song and this’ll be me:
How am I supposed to take myself seriously?
Imagine...
Imagine being Techno's goddess. Being the one who stands by him through everything. The one who has as deadly a skill set as him. The one with a matching reputation.
Imagine walking off the battlefield together like a freakin' scary power couple: blood streaking your clothes, hair, and skin. but your faces wear proud smirks and smiles.
You two are feared and revered.
Technoblade the Blood God and Y/n, the Blood Goddess.
ah yes my favorite Minecraft youtuber