#technically this is about

The Evil Skull keeps giving me dark and cursed swords. Which is nice and all but I go "hey man I need the essence of dead stars for this next ritual could you give me the essence of dead stars" and it barfs up a dark sword. It looks so proud to do it I feel bad that I don't want it but now I've got all these cursed swords and dunno what to do with them.

romelle: I think I deserve a little treason. as a treat.

when fundy is first born wilbur is holding his ‘daughter’ and just gushing about how lucky he is to have the most beautiful baby ‘girl’ in the whole world (no he’s not biased at all) and sally is watching this with a smile filled with so much fondness and love and then wilbur turns to her all excited like “i have the perfect name picked out! we’ll name her cigarette! it sounds vaguely french just like l’manberg! our beautiful baby daughter cigarette!” and sally has to very gently insist that they are absolutely not fucking doing that.

I automatically gain 5 years of my life every time Sandrine Holt plays a gay character

Some people are like "Ohh this character is Too Nice he is definitely secretly evil!!" but honestly my first impulse thought is "Oh he is DEFINITELY gonna die."