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Written for the MCYTBLR AU Fest Summer 2024 @mcytblraufest, with art by @paradoxalriven who should be praised, and beta'd by MoonxSpiritxWolf who should be praised too. 10k I said it'd be, and its nearly 23k. Oops.

Summary:

Several metres away, the car is a merrily burning ball of overpriced metal and fumes, and with it everything Sapnap had packed for his impromptu field trip to the middle of nowhere. Flames lick over the driver’s seat and up the now hunched over broken tree he managed to hit. Music still struggles to pour out burning speakers before giving up as he watches sparks fly and it too falls silent “Oh I’m so fucked.” There’s a slightly awkward pat at right shoulder, which he’s grateful for since it’s avoiding his rather pained feeling left shoulder. “I’ve got a phone if you wanna call someone?” --- After wrecking his car in the middle of nowhere, Sapnap is rescued by a friendly stranger and his pack of horses on the way back from a show event. With no phone to call for a pick-up, it's three days of travel with this Techno guy to his ranch, sharing food, water, and even his sleeping bag. It's cool, a new experience for a rich city kid like Sapnap who's never been camping before. Except that Techno is absurdly attractive and horribly competent , hitting every one of Sapnap's buttons as they travel together and he doesn't even realise it.

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: None

Mermen sapnap and techno!

I’m happy with sapnap’s lava merman design <3

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Fandom: Dream SMP

Relationship: Sapnap/Technoblade, Clay | Dream & Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)

Length: 1,809 words.

Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Comedy, Pregnancy, Bottom Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Alpha Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, chatfic, Social Media, Suicide Jokes

Summary:

Sapnap H. Saturday, July 19, 7:14pm dude, being an alpha fucking rocks, but there are some shitty bits too. i was fucking my english tutor below the bleachers on friday and he smelled really good, and i kind of popped a knot in him, and then we were fucking stuck together for like twenty minutes. It sucked. he really needed to text someone too, so we had to walk like some kind of fucked up three legged strider to further back on the edge of the field so he could get signal, and we fell over once into a bunch of plants and I had to push-up us back to our feet (which was easy causeiI’m super fucking built). hopefully I knocked him up though, so I’ll pass the class!

Dream W. Saturday, July 19, 9:32pm Bro WHAT.