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Faster Video, An End To Buffering, More Cats!

[dropcap style=”font-size:100px; color:#992211;”]W[/dropcap]hat’s really getting between you and your ambition to watch amusing video footage of hilarious felines getting up to their ever-entertaining catty japes?

Why, it’s slow internets, and that awful swirly circle thing that tells you that, for a Worse Than Hitler period of frankly unacceptable buffering time, you will have to WAIT(!) until…

The Next Step for Renewable Energy. Literally

[dropcap style=”font-size:100px; color:#992211;”]J[/dropcap]Joggers. Why don’t we just rig up resistance bands to their morose trudging progress and power up our laptops with their otherwise wasted energy?

Or stick them all into some sort of giant hamsterwheel dynamo and spin up a mahoosive Van De Graaf deathray? It’d be fun.

Rigging up the floor to convert footsteps into electrical energy? Yeah,…

 You are my favorite scp, sir. Just sayin. Also I wanted to ask, I am going as a plague doctor this Halloween, and I got a brown plague doctor  mask. But what medical equipment should I carry?    Thank you sir, alpha.