ain't shady, baby, I'm hot
Chapter 4 of Love is the Warmest Colour
“I don’t know who you are. And my mama said not to talk to strangers,” Felix said to the woman. “Oh, but I know you,” she purred, then began to recite in a robotic voice, “F, age 52. Single male, looking for partners in crime. Makes a mean BBQ, authentic gumbo and the best carne asada north of the border. Gives five-star foot rubs and while vanilla is a fine flavour prefers a little more spice in the bedroom. Travels often for work.” Felix finally turned and looked at the woman closer, and clenched his jaw. "Media," he said. "Oh, close. So close. But I had a little glow-up. New Media, hello, hi."
Rated M | 10K words | Chap 4/10 | Updates Mon/Fri
This 00Q/American Gods fic was written for @anyawen for FTH2024













