#tec x reader

- You’re a weird one to Bill

- He’s seen some people who say they like geek/nerdy guys, but then turn around and reject them on the spot. Too many times has been faked asked out or been made to be the butt of the joke

- Still, you caught him, and you caught him good. He hated you for it. Here he was, someone with the biggest collection of comics and superheroes, and yet fell for a normie. A FUCKING NORMIE!

- He would scribble down every single detail about you, your body, routine, activities, the way you breathe…only for him to scratch it out out of frustration

- ARGH! Stuffing those love letters (threats really) into your locker was not enough for him. He needed more! MORE! Willing to carve your skin off of the bone just to feel you closer to him

- …wait why are you at Joe’s? You stand out like a sore thumb. You’re running his space, HIS SAFE SPACE!

- Whatever. He walks up to you and threatens you (at least, as much as a nerd can). You shouldn’t be here, this is for the hard core geeks at this store! Even someone like you, who has captured his attention to the point of causing mental mayhem in his body, should understand that

- He didn’t notice how red your face had become. How your eyes gleam with joy as he went on this rant. It was all consuming to you

- You finally found him; an actual nerd.

- You internally squeal once he finally stop, handing him your phone number…

- “…WHAT THE F-“

- Cuts to him awkwardly explaining his collection to you while you sit on his couch. The way you stare at him while he explains, it’s driving him fucking nuts

- God, this just feels weird in general. Shouldn’t you be concerned about his behavior? The way he barks at people for mistaking Mystique as part of the blue man group, or how he wakes you up for a midnight release of comics?!

- And yet, you’re still here. Almost oblivious to this behavior, doting on him while you take him to every nerdy place in every corner of the universe

- Fuck, you probably actually got him a Valentine’s Day gift that was meaningful (Think Bobba Fett figure or a signed Major Violence Poster). He just stares at it while you giggle.

- It sits perfectly still in his room. He hates you, hates you so much…but god, it’s like he found his other half.

- Josh was in a similar way, except he turns into insecurities

- You’re just faking it for attention. Maybe Bill payed you to toy with him, or worse! The popular kids decided it be funny to see Josh loose it on you and genuinely having to be dragged away for the sake of him and you

- But you haunt his dreams, fucker! Always in the Leia slave outfit or in a vixen costume.

- He definitely wrote fanfics of you and him in a far, far away galaxy, always being the damsel in distress.

- However, you seemed too optimistic when you found his McDonald’s collection. You probably even gave him an extra one because you accidentally got it in your Big Mac Meal

- …you got to be fucking with him, right? I mean, no one (but him) is THAT happy hearing him ramble about Firefly or Akira

- What’s more concerning to him is how you coo whenever he brings up his insecurities to you. Sure, it’s projection, but the way you run his head and explain that he’s right, no one really understands how he feels about a franchise and that you’ll always be there for him is driving him up the wall

- Worse is if you start getting his inside jokes. Oh, it would drive him M A D! A normie shouldn’t be able to understand this, and YET!

- You’ll consume his every being. No one should be able to get him, and yet you do. You’ve taken control over his thoughts and even when he nerds out, you’re in the back of his mind

- You should be a hallucination. You SHOULD! But, dear god, please don’t let it end

- “Hell fucking yeah!”

- FINALLY! Someone who agrees that fast zombies are bullshit! Someone who jams out to ICP and actually GETS “Basket Case”

- You’re one of the “weird” ones, and it drives him crazy

- Sure, you’re kind of creeped out by the animal skulls or blood vails he sends to your house…but explaining that it’s a prop from a movie, and you immediately dismiss it

- It’s perfect! Unlike the others, he could sniff out that you actually know your shit. Someone who actually likes and watches Lucifer Valentine and could do a deep dive into “Cannibal Holocaust”!

- You? Absolutely loving how freaky Pete can get honestly. An ACTUAL horror fan, as you say

- Probably bond with seeing live leaks and actual snuff films. You two probably even laugh at how “ridiculous” those videos are

- Media wise, you two can go for HOURS on the latest “Final Destination” installment like it’s no one’s business. Like, to the point where people are giving you weird looks because it seems like you two know more than you’re leading on

- Could convince you to give a drop of blood or even carve each other’s name for the sake of “accuracy” from a stupid horror movie or something (bonus if there’s not pain meds involved)

- He loves being a creep around you. Nice to actually bag a babe who doesn’t mind seeing chopped up bodies from one of the classics

- Huh. According to Jerry, your profiles never indicated the you enjoy the same geeky type of stuff he be into.

- In fact, none of your family’s profile suggests anything honestly. Weird.

- However, he doesn’t find you at a MtG tournament, watching each and every nerd closely, eyes always coming back to him. His face was burning red by the end of the hour

- He doesn’t approach you, not yet. Instead, he found your name in the guest book and “collected your lore” (cyber stalking)

- He hates being this obsessed with a normie, but he won’t show it. He just stares at you from afar while you talk to your friends

- It isn’t until you gasp excitedly and talk about how “cute” it was that he had a whole Xena collection that it peaks his interest

- He “keeps you around” not knowing what to do when you get excited seeing him try to explain how DnD works. Even getting excited to making your own character has his head spinning

- Worst of all? You KNOW Buck Rodgers?! Like, actually know Twinky when he says “Bedeep Bedeep Bedeep?!” Were you also stalking him?!

- He never drops the online harassment, but keeps it more at bay when he realizes you’re the real deal

- Would secretly love watching you play TLoZ on his N64, or talk about special gaming pieces he has on display

- Fuck, I can see you two bonding over a store that has just board games, him feeling a sense of pride while explaining the rules of a complicated fantasy game (you’re kicking your feet)

* You first notice him looking at you in class. Doodling in your notebook, you looked up and saw him

* Red baseball cap, blue jacket, skull shirt. His eyes looked straight into your soul. You swore he was drooling a little while doing so

* Admittedly…he was kind of cute. You don’t know, something about the way he stay fixated on you while doing the most mundane tasks was something

* Then came him staring you while you were at your locker. His friends were talking about nerdy shit, and he was still focusing on you. It was like you froze him in place

* Okay…he had a staring problem, but so what? Maybe there’s something behind you that he’s invested in (you know you’re lying to yourself, but whatever keeps your mind busy

* The final straw was a package sent to you. Opening revealed the complete skeletal form of a bird.

* Strangely, you didn’t freak out. Sure, most people would be calling 911 right now and report the creepy horror kid’s sending them bones of animals

* You, on the other hand, were flattered. Finally, a guy that wasn’t afraid of expressing his emotions and actually had the balls to open his heart like that!

* You displayed the bones proudly, and wrote in your journal about him

* Could you consider it a cat and mouse game? Maybe

* He dropped his schedule one day, and you took note on what his breaks were.

* Pete started to see you more often. It was like when he was there, you were there as well. Pretending to be busy (you were just looking at your locker) and felt your heart go out of your chest when you felt those same eyes on you

* It was so exhilarating, honestly. You had a secret admirer, and sure, it may be stalkerish, but who cares?! He was a catch

* Sadly, looking in his direction met him hiding from you.

* Every time he sent you weirder stuff (like a preserved mouse heart or a pig’s kidneys), it was proudly displayed on your desk. Some nights, you look at them and admire them. He was such a sweetheart, honestly! He even started to memorize your favorite animals

* And those “love letters” kept you going for the entire week when you were feeling down

* You finally got to talk to him when the teacher partnered you two up.

* Admittedly, it was weird. For someone so brave, he was weirdly silent with you

* Looking away at you, becoming red face while you talk, and mainly focusing on the blank piece of paper

* You said your goodbyes, and “left” your hoodie.

* Pete was shaking at this opportunity. You always had that hoodie on, and just leaving it here?! It was like the gods answered his prayers

* He looked left and right…he picked it up…

* And he smelt. Every sweat, lotion, body mist, food you had for lunch today. EVERYTHING was on your hoodie.

* He may or may not have a tent forming in his pants

* You? Watching him in the corner. God, it was so exciting seeing him act like a creep. His true nature. It was like watching all of your dreams come true

* “Fuck tease” he growled. He stuffed your jacket into his bag and ran out of that library

* Even his thick accent was so fucking hot!

- Bill isn’t a muse, and he told you as such

- Anytime it was time for portraits for school, his mom was too poor to pay the extra money (though it became more obvious it’s because she didn’t want to have any reminders of him)

- It would be no different with you. He spotted you during art class actually paying attention to the assignment, and scoffed

- “You know, there are better ways to put your normie brain to the use”

- You simply pretended not to hear him as you continue to draw the still life in front of you

- Overtime, you would catch him watching you draw, paint, photograph, even write sometimes. He got red faced and mad when you pointed it out, but that didn’t stop him

- In fact, you just made him more curious. He’ll admit: your inking was acceptable, you knew how to compose a shot and he guessed your coloring was alright

- You probably drew him Major Violence with Battle Broad for his birthday, and he just held onto the piece of paper like it would be lost forever if he didn’t

- Will stuff every doodle/unfinished drawing you’ve threw out over the years. Will get pissy if you point this out, saying that “YEAH! Well, maybe I want to draw better than you!”

- I actually think he does know how to draw, just doesn’t apply himself. If he’s feeling generous, he’ll return the favor by drawing you in a notebook and tear it out for you

- Would die of embarrassment if he was asked to be your muse for photography. Of course he’s going to agree to, just that it’s embarrassing he’ll be seen in this light! DUH!

- (Later on, would ask if you have any copies he could take home)

- It’s weird being admired like this. He’s only seen this with artists from a long gone era…not with his pimply nerdy self

- ….but maybe he’ll accept it. Maybe.

- Josh saw you drawing for the journal club. They needed a cover, and you were the “art kid”, so you were made to take the burden of it

- He likes to think he’s artistic himself (writing wise), but the way you effortlessly blended in the watercolor onto the paper…it entranced him

- He stayed up all night writing the “perfect” sci fi story for you to visualize. Maybe you can draw it like Frank Frietrzza, or even Jack Kirby

- Slides it in your locker and hopes for the best.

- Waits a couple of days, and calls himself foolish for even thinking someone of you fallible (while also stating that “you couldn’t handle the caliber of my art skills!”)

- It isn’t until he sees you also slip in a visualization of the drawing that he was sold!

- Loves to watch you in art class while you produced the most beautiful landscapes within just your imagination

- Wants to hear about your process at all times and would get giddy hearing you talk

- Secretly? He’s jealous. He can never seem to get the ideas in his head right onto the paper. It’s like a mental block for him or something.

- So, he may or may not steal some of your drawing ideas from you. Will adamantly claim he didn’t, but you knew. You always knew

- I’m you can get past that, maybe you two could be a creative writing duo

- Josh takes control of the writing; you take control of the illustrations

- It’s a weird harmony of sorts, but it works nevertheless

- For Pete, I think he would actually like a photographer

- I don’t know why, but staring at movies all times of the day means he has a keen eye when it comes to the little details

- Saw you at the darkroom while you were about to finish up. He (sort of) followed to the light and watched you examine the last photograph

- Woah…even in black and white, you know your stuff! That lighting really hits the plants well, and the composition almost wraps said plants into something…monstrous

- You end up catching him in the act, but unlike the others, he just continued to stare…creepy

- When he got home, he spread out his favorite horror films and capture every one of his favorite shots (probably stole a camera or used a shitty camcorder)

- Maybe asks you if you can take shots like this (yes, he be one of THOSE people who want free requests)

- He’s a little sleaze ball as well. The type that would BEG you to go into crime scenes and take pictures of everything, but especially the bodies

- If not…maybe a portrait of himself? Probably never got one because his parents were too poor to get one themselves

- Since Pete’s also a creative person (FXS), those “self portraits” are him in his zombie crawl look

- Internally kicking his feet when he gets them done, but acts all tough when you asked his opinion on it

- Even if you guys did break up, he still has them, sometimes even looks at them when he’s feeling bitterly nostalgic

- Jerry would love a sculptor. Someone who can seemingly make fantastical stories with just a piece of clay and such

- You met because he accidentally destroyed one of said sculptures. You were letting it air dry and Jerry was tripped up by some bullies (or even the club), crashing right down onto one of them

- After helping him clean up, he started to also notice your other work on the ground and WOAH! Is that Xena the Princess Warrior?!

- Didn’t have time to stick around, but would watch you sculpt during free time in art class

- The way your hands meticulously move around the clay itself…how it made these blobs into impossible shapes…fascinating

- It distracts him every day of his life. Even at club he’s starting to feel flustered when thinking about you and your work

- Will eventually ask if he could watch you up close while you sculpt

- He’s a romantic at heart (a little). Absolutely red faced and flustered watching you. He’s never met anyone this talented since…well, forever, really

- I think you could inspire him to create a little. “Checks out” (stalks) your profile and tries to replicate some of your more simpler pieces

- It’s…something, but he’s trying, alright?

- Would bond making mini figurines of DnD characters and keeps them up his shelf to admire

- God, you were terrifying to Bill

- His whole sphere’s been filled with comics and superheroes, so for you to just waltz into his life, looking like “something out of a Halloween store”, it’s too much for him

- He probably watches you from the sidelines honestly. You can be the most friendliest person in the world, and he would still scream internally if you get near him

- What’s worst is that your interests don’t really align with his. In fact, you remind him of his sister, Jane (a red flag, cause we all know how much they get along/S)

- Definitely snuck around in his sister’s room to see if he can find any talking points (*cuts to Jane beating his ass for being a “creep!”)

- If he really likes you, will fake any and all knowledge of goth culture to impress you. Catch him in the lie, and he’s a blubbering mess before telling you to “Fuck off” and storming away red faced

- If you do managed to date, be prepared for confusing glances and terrifying sounds

- You introduce him to any goth music and he’s melting like the Wicked Witch of the West

- His knowledge of goth clothing is sneering at the kids who go to Hot Topic, so actually showing him where you shop will probably give him a heart attack (especially if said stores have a grimy feel to them)

- Weirdly does like see you do your makeup. Especially trad goth style, it’s also entrancing seeing you put a full face of white foundation before everything else (He will get mad if you chuckle about it)

- The other members make fun of him for it (probably seeing your both freak4freak), and unfortunately, he wouldn’t stand up to you (part because of embarrassment, part because pride)

- It’s going to take a while for him to accept, but he will, in his own way

- Josh practically shat himself when first saw you doing your makeup

- He associates goth with bullies, considering their “intimidating” appearance and how you carry yourself

- Like Bill, he watches from afar, but unlike him, would try stay away from you as far away as possible (the club would be ruthless to him the moment they realized you’re the reason he’s acting like this)

- Can’t get you out of his head, though. Will spend nights researching that band album you carried when shopping at the vinyl store, or that band poster you keep in your locker. You entrance him

- Even in his dreams you appear, almost seducing him in a way. It leaves him flustered and frustrated

- Once he finally talks to you, it’s nerve wrecking. He barely gets out a sentence before screaming and running to the opposite direction

- If you allow him, he’ll organize your collection. You probably would have to both do it, less he ends up organizing in such a way that only he knows what to do

- Touched every single object you own. This is like a whole new dimension for him honestly, and he’s worried that this is all a dream to him; that somehow, he’ll wake up and realized that his stupid brain was playing mind tricks on him

- Would die if you also got him a goth shirt. Pretends he hates it and will throw it out in front of you, only for him to dig it out of the trash and sleep with it occasionally.

- Pretty secretive about the relationship, deathly afraid the club will torture him to death once they find out

- Overall super anxious about this new subculture

- Now, Pete thrives off of horror and goth

- He knows the subculture like the back of his hand, so him seeing you has his eyes bulging and heart thumping

- Will stalk you to your local hang outs and favorite store. He wants to see if you’re a “true” goth (mf isn’t even goth himself smfh)

- Will “subtly” (blatantly) quiz you about any goth/horror stuff he personally knows. Will blow his mind once you answer his questions correctly

- Will get giddy thinking about you, before getting super pissed for being a “sissy” and “turning him into some kind of fag!”

- Will be the most open about the relationship. Always dreamed he get a goth partner, and now here he is, having one

- Would be on his hand and knees, BEGGING to do Juggalo makeup on you cause “ICP counts, right?!”

- Music taste are almost in sync, so you two can bond about the latest hits and maybe shit talk any albums you hate

- Tell him about your favorite horror movies. It’d be like his heart skipping a beat every time you mention a movie he’s memorized like the back of his hand

- Won’t dress goth with you, though. Probably thinks it’s “gay”, and will tell you off if you try to convince him otherwise

- Will need to be detained over how feral he is over you.

- Jerry’s sort of in the middle. He’s not screaming and running away from you, but will stare at you…menacingly

- Will stalk your MySpace profile (or any others you have). His eyes captured every little detail you mentioned in your bio and such.

- Wouldn’t be surprised if he kept detailed notes on you and your hobbies, friends, what makeup you buy, clothing stores you frequent, etc.

- goes to said locations to “people watch” your crowd. He stands out like a sore thumb, but doesn’t really care, cause he’s weirdly that dedicated to finding out about you and your “quirks”

- Wouldn’t mind if you test your makeup on him, but lipstick marks on him will drive him up the W A L L! Will be going to school with them on

- Squirms every time you introduced any of your goth culture to him. He has no idea why you like this stuff. Reminds him of Pete, except both less and more creepy honestly

- Makes a DnD character heavily based on you, trying to not make it seem he’s been stalking you this entire time.

- Would like it if you took him to those places he’s (secretly) been to (more special once you finally show off your “safe space”)

- Probably even gets out of his comfort zone while dating you. Actually starts to listen to different artists, sees new movies, maybe even tries a new clothing style (it always fails)

- Pookie, the fact Bill even got someone to married him is a miracle within it itself

- Bill always said he was not marriage material. He’s lazy, obsessed with comic books, impulsive, quick to anger. May I go on

- And honestly? He proved you and himself right for the first couple of years.

- He’s essentially a NEET. With the exception of a paying a couple of bills every so often for the light bill or something

- Can find him laying on the couch, watching TV shows and stuffing himself with snacks. Barely cleans the place up and generally gets upset when you point out something he promised to take care of

- You’ll become like his second mom. Always nagging to you about “Woman! I’m just being what I said I’d be!”

- He’s very stubborn in his ways and will sleep on the couch if the argument gets bad enough

- He does feel guilty, however. Sure, he’ll stand his ground and brag to himself about “proving his worth about being the man of the house”

- When he sees you sleeping on the bed alone, his facial expression becomes unreadable. He doesn’t know why, but it aches him seeing you just sighing and start accepting his mess

- He’s a manchild! He doesn’t need to worry about your feelings…and yet-

- Well, maybe he can first start doing the dishes in the morning. Lord knows that using those plastic plates just means it stinks up the house more.

- He hates the smell of the lemon scented dish soap. Whatever! It’ll just be a one time thing

- And those floors! Maybe he’ll wipe them up just this one time. Sweeping, getting the crumbs off, wiping them down. Yeah, that’s it

- It’s weirdly enriching to Bill. His mom really never clean the house, and his siblings were never expected to. So, with the exception of Bill’s basement, the house was always dirty

- So just cleaning up and staying on top of it means something to actually do! Bill hates on some level, but on another, at least he isn’t some rat in a cage

- It eventually escalates to him actually learning how to grocery shop and (somewhat) learn how to cook (definitely burned the kitchen down because he boiled pasta for too long)

- Date nights will now actually be him putting effort. Even considering the places you would like to go to

- Of course, it’s not all peaches and cream. He still has a roughness to him, and can be generally a pain in the ass to deal with

- But now? At least he actually learned to consider your feelings and tries to be a good husband

- He says he hates doing “femoid shit”, but the way he blushes when you compliment him tells you otherwise

- Josh would feel like a failure as a husband

- Even with him scoring a low entry level job, you still are the breadwinner. A far outcry from his father doing the work around the house

- He’s very much in his corner. Constantly worrying about he should and shouldn’t do. What if you leave him for someone better? What happens if you get sick and tried and leave him without warning

- If eat him up at night when you lay together. However, he doesn’t really put in the effort into changing that much

- He’ll leave garbage overflowing for days, ordering takeout even if you cooked him something, and generally would be a sad mope

- He really does rely on you for emotional support. Ever since the club disbanded, he looks to you for emotional support. Doesn’t help that he doesn’t get any support from his family as well

- On the upside, he has mellowed out just a bit. That means you could get him to open up a little bit if you need to. Enough pushing means you get to hear Josh vent a little bit and actually open up. He doesn’t know if this makes him feel better or worse, but he’ll take it

- He also actually remembers your anniversary. He make you something from his childhood and lovingly gaze at you while you eat your portions. It’s a weird habit of his and he doesn’t know why

- A great snuggle bug. He runs hot, so he feels like a warm piece of dough any time you hold him

- Overtime, he does improve. Slightly.

- He’ll listen to you and awkwardly rubs your back and nods his head slightly.

- He’ll start cooking more and makes sure you have enough for lunch (and dinner if you have to stay late)

- He’s still a moper, but now tries to be there for you

- Pete’s the biggest red flag, so idk why he even bagged you

- He’s a nasty mf. Constantly leaves dirty dishes around the house (you tested it out. Yes, he’ll let it mold over). Will complain loudly if dinner isn’t on the table and is overall distant

- Not to mention his job at Sick Mofo means he’s also ogling at young actresses at all times. He really has a wondering eye (worst than the others)

- He’s also impulsive. Absolutely will drag you to dinner or an event happening just because. This can leave you incredibly frustrated, but also feeling like a teenager again because it’s sometimes nice to do spontaneously

- He also is a yapper. Will constantly talk your ear off with his opinions and politics. He’s like a mini Sport broadcaster

- A big flirt. Genuinely will make it his mission to make you flustered and on your knees honestly. Expect explicit verbal compliments, hands roaming around your body, and even little hickey marks

- He’s very convincing thanks to his Italian charm, so could get you to bend if he needs to

- As he gets older, I can see him mellowing out

- Having a partner means he now has to consider his actions more carefully. He now must know what to actually do before doing it (it fails 80% of the time)

- He’s bad at expressing his emotions directly. He has anger issues and grew up in an abusive environment. As a result, it leads him to get angry for no particular reason and often taking it out on the nearest object or person.

- However, the anger in his eyes slowly bleeds out the more he spends time with you. It’s like you suck out all of the bad energy out and make him feel…human.

- It weirds him out, and absolutely tries to hide it, though there’s only so much denying he can do before embracing it

- You actually scored the normal one! Lucky you

- Is a house husband, but will actually take care of it. Makes sure the dishes are at least put away and that the laundry’s done by the end of the day.

- Will keep his geeky stuff to a corner and makes sure it keeps up a minimum space

- Bragging about his ring whenever he gets the chance. Absolutely loves being your husband

- It feels so surreal for him. Jerry? Being married to someone? It was the stuff he only dreamed about and yet, hear he was

- Takes your emotions into consideration and makes sure both his and your needs are met

- Favorite part of the day for him is cuddling up with you while watching an old “Xena” episode. I imagine him to be a touched starved person, so having any contact with a human being makes him go crazy internally

- You’ll often find him staring while you’re doing something. Point it out, and expect him to try to deny it while walking back to his original outpost

- However, there is a downside

- With going to therapy, Jerry would also be trapped in “therapy talk” sometimes

- Essentially, it’s hard for him to be there for you at the moment

- He knows what to say in order to solve the issue, but has a difficult time if you just need a shoulder to cry on

- This has lead to some tension between you two. You tried going to him for venting, and immediately jumps into “problem solving” mode

- It can be extremely tiring and sometimes you do snap at him, which leads him to either snapping back at you or shutting down entirely

- He can also say the most out of pocket things and not even notice he said that until you point it out

* Would be the yandere that could mask it the most

* During the crush stages, he can feel his heart pound out of his stage the moment he senses your presence. He’ll fiddle with the cuffs of his sweater while he stares deeply at you (probably salivates a little while doing so, but quickly gets the drool off of him)

* The type to look at you in the distance, cause he’s afraid of interacting with you (the club mock him by staring at you the same way he is)

* If you do talk to you, he’s fumbling his words and avoiding you at all costs

* Has wasted tons of character DnD sheets trying to imagine you in some of his campaigns. Has even done sessions by himself, pretending you’re there with him (you two always end together in the end)

* Online though…it’s a different story

* The benefits of being online is anonymity. No one knows your name, face, address, phone number, etc.

* Jerry is a 4chan user, and has written….colorful languages of his “encounters” with you. Any assets you have, he describes them in detail and has given you a fake name (like he doesn’t actively write out any special features you have)

* Late at nights, he’ll look through your online profiles, staring deeply into any photos you’ve posted of yourself (pray that those photos don’t have any cleavage in them, cause he will get off to that)

* Has a mini shrine of you in his house. It’s small, but contains Polaroid pictures of you (without your consent) stole hair clips, food that has been eaten, and generally any small items you’ve lost.

* The confession would be the most basic. He probably decides Valentine’s Day is the best, and buys you chocolate and flowers. He hands them to you and just stumbles across his affection

* Accepting it would mean him being red faced for the rest of the day and won’t stop thinking about you (he brags about it in the chat)

* You’ll mostly hang out around his locker. Just talking about school and stuff (he’s so bad at conversation, help this man)

* If you’re into DnD as well, expect him to jump for joy. He’ll break out the whole nine yards and would have a private DnD session with the two of you (it’s going to get creepy. He’s staring as you roll the dice and sometimes have to snap your fingers in front of him so he can continue the session)

* Online is where he takes it up to the extreme. He hates how passive he is in his real life, and wants you to feel safe around him.

* It’s easy, really! He’ll create fake accounts to harass and stalk you. Your DMs will be filled with harassment, personal information, insults, the whole shebang

* You’d figure out the limit on bans in MySpace cause they always keep coming, no matter what

* Jerry would be the shoulder for you to cry on. Hearing you vent about the backlash they’re getting from these trolls out nowhere

* Jerry understands, and will rub your back while you vent, knowing that he’s the one who’s causing this

* Bill would honestly be terrified of an S/O like this.

* He has shoplifted, assaulted people, bit them, broke an item he didn’t pay for. You name it, he probably has done it

* That doesn’t mean he’s not into what you do. I think he be very fascinated about it. He reads comics, so that means he’s really used to the black and white mentality of his comic books, so having an S/O interested in the nitty gritty of crimes, criminal, the law itself, etc. would give you never ending questions about your interests

* In school, he probably doesn’t talk to you that much (considering he has a club to “run” (AKA: dictate) and he’s busy with school work)

* If he catches you alone in the library, though, he’ll sit next to you and look at you while you work on such cases.

* With this type of S/O, I can imagine them being in mock trail, considering it’s essentially simulating a court room case.

* Expect Bill to snatch the paper from you and make “insightful” analysis of the cases. In reality, he’ll get basic things wrong and you’d have to remind him of basic law terms + make sure he doesn’t mess with your notes

* Good news is he’ll dress up nicely if you invite him to these trails. He’s so nervous watching you represent these cases (though he finds himself blushing when you prosecute/defend/ being a witness/ doing anything for the case)

* Overtime, I can see him admiring your ambition and would continue to watch you study, though he thinks his dreams are better than yours “cause at least I can do my hobby AND make money”

* If you two stayed together, I think he’d be a little butt hurt that you’re making more money than him. This would result in a lot of tension between you two and definitely has caused a break up at one point

* However, if you two managed to stick it out, he’d mellow out and wouldn’t mind being a stay at home husband (but will grumble if you have to stay up for a case)

* Overall, would be fairly supportive of you, even if he doesn’t understand fully

* Josh would be fascinated. Since being a lawyer would be a lot of writing, Josh would be so excited seeing you type out your statements

* He’ll probably the most likely to abandon club meetings to meet up with you during lunch (at the very least, you’re a lot nicer to him than the club)

* While he wouldn’t really care for the verbal part of the criminology (uses too many big words), he’ll thrive proof reading your papers

* I can imagine him getting so red in the face and giggling internally reading your paper. It’s kind of fun for him actually. It forces him out of his comfort zone + introduces him to a whole new world of writing

* Would let you study in his house (his mom would make you cookies). Since I think Josh’s dad would be a lawyer of some kind (considering Josh’s the richest out of the group), you and him would get along about this shared interest

* Josh would try and find Sci-Fi media/moments that deal with the legal system to understand your interest better, but he will never fully get it

* Since he is a writer in the future, you two would bond over your love for writing and potentially make love letters (it’s very cute)

* Josh would support you, but kind of get a little pissy that your writing is more successful than his (not to the same extent as Bill though)

* “No, Pete, I don’t have the crime scene photos OR autopsy photos with me”

* Pete would actively avoid you at first. He’s no goody two shoes, and would be TERRIFIED at the prospect of you honestly

* Unfortunately, he’d probably be forced to hang out with you cause he got partnered up with you (teachers thinking the smartest kid in the class can help the trouble maker)

* He thought you were boring at first. I mean, who wants to have an S/O who cares about the law?! That’s the most stupidest shit ever!

* However, if you two get on the topic of criminal mindset, that would hook him right in. Hearing you talk about certain criminals, their home lives, and any similarities into them…he’s secretly giggling and kicking his feet hear this (you’ll be looking at a creepy smile while he does this)

* He wouldn’t stop shoplifting though. Even if you told him the ins and outs, he just wouldn’t give a fuck

* However, could hear you talk about the behavior of criminals and the justice system. Especially if the criminal themselves did some fucked up shit

* Would ask you about his favorite slashers and see if he could stump you.

* He would absolutely salivate reading the crimes they committed, be it mock trail or real life (get this man some therapy)

* Probably influences how he does his special effects; tries to make them look more realistic and such

* Can’t really see you two sticking together in the epilogue. If somehow you do (god bless you), he would still be like that teen boy, internally kicking his feet while you do your job

* Probably wouldn’t like how stiff you’ve gotten as a lawyer and would pull you away from it so you can “crack a cold one with me”

* Opposites attract, I guess

* Jerry would be the most supportive

* He probably accidentally stumble upon you working on one of your cases, and just…never stopped sitting next to you

* Wouldn’t really say much as you work. It’s so confusing to them him that someone can like something this structure (hypocrite a little)

* Would constantly disrupt you while doing your work. It’s very distracting honestly, especially since you know he doesn’t mean it (most of the time)

* He probably researches about it online once gets home, though. Potentially stalking your online profile to see if he can get more personal information about your interests

* Consults his DnD book to see if he can find similarities between the laws on sessions and what you’re focusing on (it’s very limiting, but anything helps)

* Would dress to the nines if you invite him to the mock trial. Would sit in the front and get all red face watching you do your role (would feel so shy if you come up to him afterwards)

* This would be the healthiest relationship. You’re both that DINK couple, and he honestly likes being the SAMH.

* Would be blushing if you asked him to help pick out outfits for your work day