#teampurity

Living in a society where reality television shows plague just about every major television network’s airways and the chance of becoming “famous” is within the common man’s grasp more than ever before nearly everyone is scrambling for an image, something to make them stand out from all of the rest. Sometimes the price for standing out is high however many are willing to pay. Ironically, as a result of this need to be “distinct” there are a many common re-occurrences which include:

The neck-rolling,finger-pointing,loud-mouthed, “I’m gonna tell you like it is” (but they’re never really saying much just extremely loud and annoying) angry black woman that thinks it’s cute that everyone hates her

The super fake, super plastic, spoiled white girl that says things so off the wall it makes you wonder if not only her boobs are plastic but possibly her brain too

The obnoxious (male or female) that we tune in every week just to see how outrageous they can get and how far they will go this time (after seeing Verne Troyer pee in a corner I’m not sure that there is anything these people won’t do on television)

You have the occasional cry-baby that just wants to be everyone’s friend and is usually bullied and antagonized by the characters listed above

Then, just about as often as you see a solar eclipse do you see a touchstone character that seems so normal that when measured against the rest of these type casts will show you just how  insane these images have become (i.e. your Lauren Conrads)