#team3006

*sees two men in suits in our hotel* Nooo we are not able to function in society Jester boy! Sing me a dance! Barbeque chicken in the closet!! Oh you can tighten these?!?!? OH!! I have made a discovery! THEY ARENT SLIPPING ANYMORE! THEY HAVE A HOOOOOORN Here comes a robot! And an EXISTENTIAL CRISIS! Software captain: I'm like a seventy year old man. I can't make the things work. I have trouble with tech sometimes ... nah I'm actually like a fourty year old man who grew up in an Amish community. *sniffs pockets* it's smelling less and less like hotdog... *team smells shirt from Mentor's backpack* -There was probably shelves in there. -I don't think so. There were people sleeping in there. What? I'm not even that white and I'm the captain! And then there were seven...well actually nine. But that sounded better. Oh Goddamn coota's running under my truck! He doesn't have facts. He just shouts at me. *bob the builder theme* I'm a failing alcoholic! Can you fix it? Why is the water coming from the air? I have a built in selfie stick. You never know if its gonna move. Quantum mechanics. You gotta keep an eye on that shit. Not a bomb. Just balls. Maybe your dad looked at my butt. Do you want am extra ranking point? Because I have 40 balls. Sunburn free my dude. I don't think I'd smash you, I'd be too intimidated. -You were on the ground too! -That's because I tripped over your dead body. I dont want that. I just want the spoon once it's washed. It's bread fruit and it's filled with hummus. It turns into Lord of the Rings and Star Wars plus segways and Dean Kamen. I'm the software captain. I don't do long words. I look like I'm wearing a chip on my head! -Why didn't you stay with the group?!?! -SOCCER!!!!!!! *small innocent voice* we're like the mafia. Hey look at those idiots throwing fuel on the roof...oh wait that's our team... I'm not having an existential crisis, I am quite faliliar with those. This is just me being cold. 1-Flashback to Idaho. 2-Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity. 3-Manifest destiny! Second robotics! I just want you to smell me man! Stop enjoying the experience! -I used to think you were a nornal person before you joined this team. -I think I was a normal person before I joined this team... *troubleshooting with the team* -Sometimes the muscle just doesnt work. -Have you tried poking it? -Have you tried turning it off and back on? -Have you checked the color values? -Are you using labview? -Is there a new update? -The f is not for fantastic. -The f is for FUCK. -Keep your moistness to yourself! -You just gotta spread the moist love! *software captain kicks chair across room* The answer is arcsine!! The velcro sticks to the wrong side of  the velcro! -Are you an extra large boy? -Why? -For Doctor Who sleepy pants!

Fashion at its finest. Robotics edition.

"We need more laser beams." *drive team lifts up shirts* Mentor: "FULL FRONTAL NUDITY! AVERT YOUR EYES!" *everyone rubs bald head of mentor for good luck* *at IHOP for celebratory dinner* Waitress: "what would you like to drink?" Software captain *while shaking with excitement*: "Yes,howmuchbaconcanIgetfortendollars?!?" *still at IHOP* "I feel like we've all died. And this is some form of the afterlife for us. Just sitting here not really knowing what is happening." "I'M JUST REALLY EXCITED FOR MY FRENCH TOAST AND BACON YOU HAVE NO IDEA" "Yeah, I'm pretty sure we're dead."

Thank. ThAnk. tHank. thAnK. THANK.  *rinse and repeat* Ball point pythons. I just want a laptop that you can fuckin beat someone over the head with and not have it break -You're gravitationally challenged. -The moon has more pull on me than the earth. I didnt make that. It doesnt look melted. -Theres only one way to repair this. -Lube? -Well thats the second option... *sees person walk by in a letterman jacket* 2017. What team is that? This is the worst thing I have ever created in my robotics career. And I'm fuckin proud of it! I need to go get water. *rolls down the hallway in a wheelie chair* You have air, and you have water, and you have the line in-betwiddle.

I'll just put the lube in the velcro. That's the wrong hole. Oh wait, we were thinking of different holes. -These ladies want to date you. -I'm sorry. I have prophetic dreams about breakfast foods! Dad I'll be your dad! I see your glue stick and raise you a tub of glue! The first lesson in coding: if you don't have to fully extend you aren't doing it right Jews in space! We have nineteen right now. *widens eyes* We're not coming back with nineteen. It's like a costco store under there Wait why is James stripping The money just ends up in weird people's hands. Why can't I have the money? I'm weird. -That was my butt what the heck? -You're it This is like...tool pornography Stop fondling my ass with your feet. But something riviting IS happening. Itss ssleep Here we are. Dancing to music. In red three. Without a robot. Welcome to robotics. Surprise spudding RIVER! HOLY SHIT THAT'S OVERFLOWN AS DICKS! HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST! I have become one with the bus -Are you okay? -Yeah I'm just listening to this fan Mmh. Touchy. Thats how I would describe that. And normally I would be okay with that, because I'm wearing jeans. But I am not wearing jeans right now. I'm wearing the opposite of jeans right now. So Dean Kamen. And then he left. -Its like family bonding time. -You mean robotics Did you just try to snort his maybe poptart? -Do you like my shirt? -I was feeling your nipples Don't you smudge my seventies pedophile glasses with your sweat hands I shan't conform. Also I shan't my pants Im a connusiour of fine yells I was kinda like the jello. The jello? The glue. I was the glue that holds the jello together Idaho is just Utah toothpaste squeeze Oh shit. I'm on the wrong floor. I have made a mistake *Mentor takes bite of chicken feet* it tastes like magenta I'm eight years old. I can't say the word fuck Fucks a bad word. *points to other member* Language! *In a raspy whisper* "I went to summer camp once, and after every meal we had to clean up, right? Well I don't know what it is with people who are obsessed with ranch dressing, but there was this kid who had a cup full of baby carrots, and he poured ranch all over the carrots, the cup was half fucking full of ranch. Guess who had to clean that up? I did, meeeeeee, I almost puuuuked." Do I need to call a doctor? I've put my fat in between their legs Massage the holy rope It's like peeing into a wok! Why is my kindle in Chinese and where are all of my apps? It's a mesa verde. Isn't that a kind of sandwich?

Utah FRC competition complete! We made it to the semifinals with an amazing alliance with teams 2122 and 3245. I'm so proud of everyone involved and best of luck to the teams advancing! We've bagged our trusty robot a second time and we're hoping to make it to the Boise FRC Regional!

Look at our cute lil' bot :)

Lovely error message. "Robots don't quit!"