Turns out if you let the tension in your slow burn simmer long enough all you have to do is mention the existence of walls in a chapter and there will be a collective hysteria in the comments demanding that you allow the characters to kiss passionately against walls.
I started a tally.
I love you maniacs and your wall obsessions. Maybe I should just have some walls making out with walls in my next fic.
Walls, man.












