#teah.

Before any of you come at me screaming about how I’m a terrible person from reading the first line, know I’m a certified Ugly Guy™ so I mean this in an entirely first person way.

I’m okay with being ugly, I’ve accepted my troll features and hadn’t it been for Hollywood, I would be more than happy to live in a clock tower for minimum wage and hoping to find another Ugly Gal™ to suffer with. But goddamn movies like the hunchback of notre dame gave me hope as a baby gremlin that there are gorgeous women out ther who would love to date me.

But no because it was only a movie and I’m still ugly. But movies that make ugly guys ™ fall in love with pretty women and actually end up well leaves me with high expectations and no one to fulfill them.

for me. FOR TEGAN

It was a phase.

This conversation has gone too far about scene kids. I was a scene kid. regrets

Cause Millionaires DGAF

Yes.

Scenes