i am begging all of my readers who do this to stop leaving passive-aggressive comments on tdlh, all you're doing is making yourself look like an ass

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i am begging all of my readers who do this to stop leaving passive-aggressive comments on tdlh, all you're doing is making yourself look like an ass

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me revisiting tdlh ch50: damn there was discourse about ships in the comments in the joke chapter huh. and someone mansplaining what a spice is?
re: TDLH
so i’m not gonna be working on it anymore, aha.
tl;dr blizzard’s stance on hong kong is nauseating. i can’t bring myself to do the work of writing tdlh knowing what kind of company i would be supporting, however indirectly. i will be posting all relevant documents pertaining to the creation and continuation to tdlh on ao3 and here for any viewers who wanted to see how the story was going to end.
more under the cut:
unfortunately life has punked me and it’s 3 days until june 28th and i have made zero progress on tdlh since like. two weeks ago i think
would you guys prefer a short chapter (like 5k) on the 28th or wait for an indefinite period of time for a longer one?
a few people have asked me for this so here you go —
“What’s the plan, D.Va?” Apple says. Tango’s mech finally ceases fire and pulls its arms back to start its reload, and the breather is exactly what she needs. “The drones keep coming. It won’t be hard to hold them off, but who knows how long this omnic will stay down?”
“I know,” D.Va says. Figuring out the plan as they go is turning out to be a subpar idea, but she grits her teeth and starts to think anyway, glancing up through her MEKA’s canopy and shining a light up to look. The giant omnic’s chassis is relatively clear, in that it’s mostly open space, but there are still thick coils of wire crisscrossing the walls that will complicate boosting upwards. There are small indents in the metal where drones continue to flit in and out of, and if she didn’t have her infrared sensors, she wouldn’t be able to see a thing. “We have to disable Tango’s mech somehow. That will give us more maneuverability.”
“Well, I’m fresh out of ideas,” Mim says. “Can’t hack our way into it given everything, and even if we could, we don’t have that kind of time.”
“We don’t need to hack it, just subdue it,” Youngblood says, her voice shaking. “Hit anything hard enough and it breaks.”
“Yeah, and we might break ourselves, too. Maybe one of us can just distract it?”

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hi!! [re: tdlh]
it’s been a hot minute lol
i’ll spare you the details of how i’ve been and let y’all instead know that the plan is to update TDLH next week. there is in fact a solid, definitive date! it is june 9th. that is a sunday and i sincerely hope i can write up at least 8k more words, have it beta’d a few times, go through a few rounds of editing, and then go up on ao3 by then.
thank you all for your patience! i’ll have a lot more time this summer than previous ones, which is still mindboggling to me, so i anticipate updating more than once this year. i appreciate y’all’s support and hope you’ve all got fun and restful summers to look forward to!
additionally, if anyone wants a peek at the next chapters, lmk - there’s enough written that i can give a little teaser. wrow.
hey guys, tdlh is now going to be told exclusively from zenyatta’s pov and explore the meaning of humanness in relation to ai. this change is taking place immediately. and by immediately i mean when the next chapter is actually written. this is the official press release i am taking exactly 5 questions
re: life + tdlh update
pride makes me sad! i’m not going to be around on tumblr much this june because of it. but i’m mostly on track to updating tdlh this sunday! i hope it works out and will keep you all updated if it doesn’t!