#tdcshere

I like that metaphor. I haven’t met too many people yet who seem to be more than just potential, but let’s see…

Prince

Gaston

Jeremy

Shere

All the fucking ships here make me sick.

Let’s start from he top, why don’t we?

First off, we have Kovu and Kiara. That ship’s going to sink. We all know it.

Second, we have Lottie and every guy she comes across. She’s just pissing her dad off for attention, so none of those ships are worth mentioning.

Then there’s Kronk and Emily. What a weird couple, but I guess they’re not too annoying.

And then Ariel and Oz. Looks like the girls who are screwed over by Scar stick together. They could be kind of hot, though. If Ariel got scary.

Tink and Christopher don’t annoy me, so I guess I ship them. Young love is innocent and sweet.

I don’t now what the fuck Scar’s doing anymore. He’s with Meg, but there’s that shit with Shere, I just hope they both leave him and get together. That’d be an attractive couple.

Aurora and Buzz aren’t annoying, so I ship them too.

And finally, I’m amazed Adella even got herself a guy, the bumbling idiot she is.

So all in all, too many relationships don’t deserve their ships. And why ship them when they’re just going to sink. Think about that, little ducklings. Until next time.

Kisses,

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