#tdcparker

Come here for a second, will you?

Again with this Syndey chick. Is she getting around or what is happening here? As for Parker, well he has some grade A anger issues so good luck dealing with that but if she had to pick between Parker and Jafar, Jesus knows that I would say go with Parker because Jafar puts Satan to shame.

I kinda need you for a second, if you don't mind, please and thank you. 

You wanted my opinions, so here you go...

First off, Parker.

He's a fucking creepy dude, and honestly, I don't get it. it's like he loves terrifying people. And with his preference for blondes, I suggest dying your hair ladies. I don't think it's a dumb blonde thing, but just a blonde. Everyone's stupid when they're scared. However, with the creeper vibes he gives out, everyone should run the other fucking way.

I do have to give him a little credit, though, he's not stupid. Smarter than most people here. At least he picks targets he knows he can manipulate easily. The only question I have is will he meet his match?

Next up, Duke and Sandy.

Poor Duke? No, poor Sandy. He's the one that got kidnapped, he's the one who's stuck with an idiot like Duke. The kid's just a druggie, and he pushes away the only people that care about him. I feel bad for the people in his life like Rosetta and Sandy.

But hey, at least Duke's got enough heart to realize Sandy's in trouble.

Oh Douglas...

He's an ass, but boy do I respect him. He's not stupid, he knows who's an idiot and not worth his time, and he doesn't waste other people's time.

However he's got some mistress issues. He's got a weird obsession with his brother and that's causing quite the gap between him and Vanessa. Though it seems she managed to tighten the leash on him and get him all wrapped around her finger again. So maybe he is a little stupid. He should just forget her and move on to a mistress that will treat him properly and not like a pet.

Lastly, we have the siren.

She might just be jealous of Jane, but honestly, the idea of her having a child is fucking terrifying. She should never reproduce. What's with the memory thing? Sometimes she's not an idiot at 18 and next thing you know she's questioning everything and acting like a child.

The downside to hypnotism, ladies and gentleman.

Jealousy and child tendencies aside, Ariel doesn't let people give her shit which is a plus. She could let everyone walk all over her on top of everything, but she doesn't. Granted, this also usually leads to dying alone. But if she can handle things on her own, what does it matter if you have friends?

Well that was fun...keep entertaining me, my darling little circusers. I welcome any and all gossip. I love creating drama.