#taz reference

I was very lost in the second half of the episode because I couldn’t keep track of the NPCs, so I went back and re-listened, and took some actual fucking notes to keep track.  Maybe they’ll be useful to someone else.

Gary the Gargoyle

- Has a Brooklyn accent

Groundsy the Groundskeeper

- Basically Hagrid

- Kind of a vaguely Yorkshire accent

Hernandez

- Super hot centaur man

- Professor of Animal Handling

Jimson

- Dark skinned man with cloth armor

- Fights with a staff

- Battlegrounds trainer for Sidekicks and Henchpersons

Crush

- Silver Dragonborn

- Fights with a sickle

There’s also a goliath woman with them but she doesn’t have a name yet.

Rolandus Fontaine

- Just, the biggest asshole

- An absolute piece of shit

- Not a prince (anymore)

- “Hero” (technically)

Zayna

- Rolandus’ friend

- “Terrifying” sorcerer

- Villain

Rhodes

- Rolandus’ friend

- Ranger

- Hero

Buckminster Eden

- Describes himself as “a piece of shit but very charming”

- Rogue

- Hero

- Son of “The Iron Lord”

Leon

- Tall, beefy man

- Bald

- 28 or so

- I’m picturing Gareth from Galavant

- Sidekick (to Buckminster)

- Fighter

- Very quiet and timid voice - not what you’d expect

Ranier

- Buckminster’s friend

- Necromancer

- “Villain” (technically)

- Long blonde hair

- Smiling and sweet

- Has chronic pain

- Has a magic flying wheelchair to help with the chronic pain

- Keeps skeleton squirrels in a secret compartment in her magic flying wheelchair

The first thing he does is get an umbrella company c’mon now.

I won't say which arc I'll be referencing just yet, but rest assured the reference will be used for Maximum Emotional Impact©.