#taz garfield

Does Spamton convince Garfield to buy [HYPERLINK BLOCKED], Questionable Postions, Old Busted Up Merchandise, [Sweet Sweet][[freedom sauce]]!!, various kinds of garbage, KeyGen, and/or poisons in exchange for Kromer, MONEY, a possibility at freedom, YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]], and/or THAT. [LIGHT.]

OR does Garfield the Deals convince Spamton to buy Magic Items, Powerful Swords, Portable Spas, and Fish in exchange for money and/or his blood?

Propaganda

GARFIELD:

“'FANTASY COSTCO: WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!' Garfield is an enigmatic warlock who deals in bits and bobbles in exchange for gold (or blood on occasion). What’s the blood for? Well, definitely not anything nefarious. It’s also just Griffin McElroy’s excuse to go completely silly."

SPAMTON:

"Vote for Spamton if you are a true [BIG SHOT]"

"His existence is purely for the purpose of selling you things. He is the living embodiment of spam mail."

"Divorced"

"HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]!! I'M [READY TO RUUUUUMMMBBLEEDEE!!!!] AND BEAT THAT [MYSTERY HACK] INTO A PILE OF [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]"

"he's literally spam mail. also he divorced a jester and he's insane. plus i love the way he speaks : "WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE A [[BIG SHOT!!!]]"

'THANKS TO YOUR [Total Jackass stunts] I HAVE [Becomed] NEO.'

'HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!'"

"i can't decide if he deserves to win the tournament or if he deserves to lose round 1. such is his appeal"

"NUMBER ONE RATED SALESMAN [Certified 1997.] WON [FREEDOM!] IN [Spamton Sweeptsakes. BUY MORE.] AND [You can kiss my ass!]"

"Spamton was once a [RUNNING MILL] spam ad who one day got a call that gave them a [ONE IN A KNIFETIME CHANCE] to find success and be a [BIG SH0T]. But one day, that [CUT] and left him back at [THE GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN] with no [FRIENDSHIP], no [heart-shaped object], and little in the way of [hope]. But when a [LIGHT]ner showed up in the Cyber World…that would change [E V E R Y T H I N G]. Being spamware, he frequently speaks in [BULLWINKLE] and randomly [SHIFT GEARS] into different metaphors and nonsense. It occasionally [BREAKING UP] when talking about the people he used to know…or when people are desperately clinging to the other line asking for help. 'NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!! … BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.'"

With the introduction of Stimpson in the newest episode of Steeplechase, here’s a list of all of the cartoon cats referenced in The Adventure Zone and where they come from if you happen to be unfamiliar

Balance - Garfield

Newspaper comic strip since 1978

TV series 1988, 2009, 2019

Movies 2004 & 2006

and much much more.,,., this cat is everywhere

Amnesty - Heathcliff

Newspaper comic strip since 1973

Often seen as “knockoff Garfield” even though he came first

Graduation - Tom & Jerry

Hanna Barbara animated short film series 1940 - 1958

Several animated TV series since 1975

Ethersea - Felix & Nermal

Felix

Cartoon cat from the silent era - 1919

TV Series 1953

Movies 1988 & 2004

Nermal

Not connected to Felix

From the Garfield franchise since 1979

In Ethersea Nermal is a girl but in the Garfield comics he’s a boy (people get confused because in the Garfield comics Nermal has eyelashes)

Steeplechase - Stimpy (Stimpson)

The Ren & Stimpy Show on Nickelodeon 1990

Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon 2003 **he’s gay in this one**

it's so insane and the boys really just brush right past it shskskskdjdjd

it also makes me wonder what came first: griff's goof abt garfield wanting maggie's blood for a trade or this absolute plot twist of garfield casually growing a copy of magnus' human ass body

going through my note book and found my old Garfield design inspired mostly by an Our Doors Are Open from Black Friday animatic I never made.