#taurima

she'll be right is a new zealand saying, basically meaning "itll be fine"

im legitimately so unsurprised by this. u have ruined me.

1. name ur politically correct ship that no one ever questions

warden/alistair regardless of the warden’s origin. i love all the warden ships but this was the first one i completed and my heart still hurts. the rose!!! ‘my love?’ ‘yeeeEEEEEEEeeeees?’ I LOVE HIM SO

2. now name ur trash ship

ok like i still kinda lowkey ship cersei/jaime even tho i know it’s like problematic as hell because.....u know....but i was asked about a trash ship so. here.

3. and ur really trashy im-going-to-hell ship

nothing immediately comes to mind?? lemme answer the rest and see what i come up with

wait it’s abigail hobbs/hannibal lecter from the show hanibal. im terrible i knw but u asked!!!

4. who is your cinnamon roll fave who everyone loves

tali’zorah nar ryaah/vas nema/vas normandy. beautiful. also? blake belladonna.

5. who is your sinnamon roll fave who everyone loves to hate/hates to love

cersei and jaime. yea im surprised too. i thought i had left that hell behind. evidently not. also hannibal lecter if he counts at all (i mean i know he kills and eats people but a lot of people on here seem to love him so idk??????)

already did 6 and 7

8. what is the fic you want to write/read but can’t because it is too full of Sin

god i cannot think of anything rip.

9. what is the most sinful fic you have ever read/written

havent written sinful fic (kinda have one in the works feel free to ask about that!!!) but i read some real Sin written by the one and only @irresistible-revolution (it’s an incest reylo fic btw) (and before any anti reylos come into my inbox i dont ship it, im completely indifferent towards the ship tbqfh (to be quiet fairly honest) i was just overcome with curiosity)

10. what is the worst thing you want to become canon (character death, trash-ship etc)

the warden to die of the taint while searching for a cure for it lmao. and for qrow branwen to die on rwby because That’s How I Am.

11. what is your most sinful headcanon

qrow 10000000000000000000000000000% had A Thing for summer. not that sinful i know but it’s all i can come up with.

12. what is your cutest headcanon

ok so u know that post where on jakku if u give someone food it’s like a marriage proposal and rey is given a lot of food because the rebellion is Like That and she’s like ‘????????? is everyone here married to each other??????’

13. what is your heart-breakingist head canon

hawke has intense nightmares about the death of their mother and cant look at a wedding dress without panicking :( poor bab

14. what is ur crackiest crack ship

morrigan and tali. MAKE IT HAPPEN ARTISTS.

15. what is ur marginally less cracky crack ship

alistair/morrigan pls just imagine it lmao

16. what is ur favourite ridiculous au

ugh honestly… it makes me feel sick

thats so gross tbh

taurima replied to your post: this is Bad.  Too tired to tell just how bad.  but...

what the fuck…

i feel like it wants to be satire, but it doesn’t actually satirize anything?  it just makes queercoding villains somehow cute and funny instead of incredibly damaging.

also, like, saying that this is an example about how lgbt ppl have always been here and been influencers (instead of using REAL lgbt ppl REALLY influencing ppl) is an added gross layer imo.