#task.01

describe yourself in as many or as few words as you would like

international man of mystery

theme song for your life

Baby Shark. But the trap version.

favorite scar story

I have four dots right below my collar bone from where my mother threw a fork at me so hard it lodged into the bone.

what is the largest animal or deadliest species you think you could take in a fight and win

 I would punt, at least, five children to be given the chance to land a solid punch on the neck of a fucking emu.

what would be your villain origin story

The day kids start appearing on this ship will be the day I go dark. I’m talking, chuckin’ those little crotch goblins off the side, tripping them every chance I get. I will make ice from their tears and serve it to their parents with a smile.

what broke up your last relationship/why didn’t it last 

I got that *finger guns* unhealed trauma.

whats your guilty pleasure 

Macrons. Bruh, I love those little fuckers so much. I will literally spend hours of my day looking ahead at the schedule just to see where we’re docking, and where I can get those little orbs of deliciousness.