#tarot practice

18+ reading / NSFW / MDNI or you will be blocked / extreme sexual content

⚚ curious about your future partner/spouse’s kinks? want to know if they’re on the dominant or the submissive side? want to know if they’re going to be rough or gentle with your soul and body? want to know if they’re into BDSM or roleplay? want to know how they want to make you feel and how they want you to make them feel? well then kitten, it’s no coincidence you stumbled upon this reading! grab your wine, take a seat, and let’s uncover what’s your person’s true desires💋

⚚ this reading is gender-neutral and the energies will be described as masculine and feminine.

⚚ take a deep breath and relax. which image do you feel the most drawn to? well then, that’s your pile babe! but if you feel drawn to more than one image, don’t hesitate - because there’s a reason you were called to that too<3

PILE I

hello there pile 1, welcome to your reading🖤. before i start, i wanted to mention that i picked up on a very intense feminine energy here, so welcome my ladies 🍷. this is a gender neutral reading, but there will be moments where i’ll be specifically talking about a masculine/feminine energy, but you can take the reading according to your preference and interests, so please don’t mind that. now let’s take a seat and grab your popcorn, because your future partner/spouse is gonna make you feel so intense and hot, and you’re going to find out why🤭😵‍💫

YOUR FUTURE PARTNER/SPOUSE HAS LEFT ME SPEECHLESS??? OMG BYE????😭🫣 this person lies heavily on the dominant side. and when i say dominant, i don’t mean someone who just likes control. this isn’t just about control for your future partner/spouse. it’s more about power, your submission, them taking over your body, them controlling your orgasms, them controlling exactly when and how you should cum for them. i’m talking about you completely submitting to them and offering your body to them. your pleasure lies in their hands, and trust me when i say this - they’ll make sure you see heaven.

their kink is to see you cum multiple times. they want to see your nectar dripping down your legs, and oh how they will fall down to their knees and suck on your addicting taste. you’re addicting addicting. your taste, your smell and your body has got your future partner/spouse captivated. you’re their prison, and they sure as hell are very glad to serve you.

your future partner/spouse’s kink is to make love to you in front of people. they want people to know that you’re theirs, and theirs only. they want to show you off. they want to worship you. they want you. they want to f*ck you raw in front of an audience, and they want people to feel jealous of your intimacy. they want people to see how gracefully you take them, how their c*ck just perfectly slides into you, and how easily they can make you moan. maybe they would love having s*x with you outdoors, or somewhere where you could get caught. they love the thrill and excitement that comes with getting caught. you wanna know why? because you’re gonna beg them to finish in you quickly, and they love it when you’re all worked up and desperate like that. they love having that control, and they want you to be under their mercy.

your future partner/spouse’s kink is to see you begging for more. they want you to plead and cry, requesting them to slide it in. but they’re not gonna give you what you want. at least, not that easily. they’re going to tease you and edge you until you’re practically crying. they want to see your wetness/prec*um build, and they’re going to slide it in only for a second, and immediately pull out and not put it back in - until you’re literally desperately requesting to take them again. they like the idea that you’re dependent on them for your pleasure. it gets them off.

your future partner/spouse’s kink is you completely opening up to them and surrendering yourself to them. they want to see you lying down, biting your lip, and whimpering for more. they want to see you crying out of pleasure as they deeply, roughly and dominantly thrust against your hips, making your legs quiver. they want to make you a complete mess, and they want to see your mascara running down your cheek. they want to see your hair all messed up and sweaty. they want to see you all pathetic and needy for them, like you can’t live without them.

words from your future partner/spouse:

“be a good girl/boy and take me just like that.”

“you love it raw, don’t you?”

“oh, you love it when i make you cum like that huh?”

“cum on my face.”

“cum for me babe. mmhmm, just like that.”

“ugh your p*ssy feels so good against my throbbing c*ck.”

“let me f*ck you baby, let me make love to you, please…”

PILE II

hello there pile 2, welcome to your reading🖤. i wanted to mention that your person is into BDSM and their fantasies require mutual consent, so please be careful and aware while you guys are making love to one another - it’s best to stay on the safer side 🫶. this is a gender neutral reading, but there will be moments where i’ll be specifically talking about a masculine/feminine energy, but you can take the reading according to your preference and interests, so please don’t mind that. now let’s take a seat and grab your popcorn, because your future partner/spouse is gonna make you feel so intense and hot, and you’re going to find out why🤭😵‍💫

your future partner/spouse’s kink is to see you tied up and blindfolded (your person might be into BDSM). they like the idea of creating suspense for you, and they don’t want you to know their next move. they like to keep you guessing. they like to keep you wondering. and they like to keep you unsure of what’s going to come next.

okay so now what i’m going to say is going to be a little intense, but please know that you can always consent/not consent to their kinks, but always ALWAYS have a safe word. your future partner/spouse likes to see you put up a fight when they’re making love to you - it’s only just a little bit of resistance. AGAIN, this should be consensual. a little struggle from your end turns them on. they also get turned on when you’re hopeless and feel like you have no where to escape. you’re their prey, and they’re your master. they want to see you begging and struggling to break free, but they won’t let you go just yet. not until they’re done making you cum like a good girl/boy. they want to see your head falling back in pleasure, and they want to see you biting your teeth, resisting the urge to beg for more. (also one more thing i wanted to mention is that if you’re uncomfortable with their kinks, you can always let them know. your future partner/spouse is very respectful and they don’t mind pleasuring you according to the way you like).

your future partner/spouse’s kink is you dominating them. your future partner/spouse is a switch, so they don’t mind exchanging roles. but they love it when you take control of them - especially if they’re a masculine energy. they want to see you on top of them. they want to see you putting them in their place. they might also like knife play - YOUR PERSON IS SO KINKY ITS TAKING ME OUT😭😭🙏. your future partner/spouse likes a little pressure and might also like to be forced to work according to your commands (with consent, of course). they might like to be whipped and they enjoy roleplay. they might also like it when you make them cry (UMM???😭 FREAKY). your future partner/spouse will whimper a lot, and i’m seeing here that you’re going to love it. you like to have that dominance and control over them, and you’ll love how obediently they’ll comply with you.

one thing i've been constantly seeing here is that both of you enjoy roleplay and the roleplay involves either one of you getting “rescued” by the other, and in return, the rescuee will show their gratitude by pleasuring the rescuer in a submissive manner, you know? like the rescuee will fall down to their knees and have their hands tied back and they’ll crawl to the rescuer and show their gratitude by giving intense head, while maintaining intense eye-contact. OMG I HOPE MADE SENSE HERE🥲😫. i’m seeing here that both of you wouldn’t mind switching roles and this is what makes your connection so unique. trust me when i say this - you guys are the most freakiest pile ever😳🫠.

words from your future partner/spouse:

“use me like a toy, and don’t make me cum till i cry for it.”

“let me see you all tied up and flustered for me.”

“can i/you go deeper?”

“cry for me and show me how much you want this d*ick/p*ssy.”

“keep your mouth shut and f*ck me.”

“throat f*ck me and punish me for being disobedient.”

“you’re my master, and you can use me till you’re seething from pleasure.”

PILE III

hello there pile 3, welcome to your reading🖤. before i start, i wanted to mention that i picked up on a very intense feminine energy here, so welcome my ladies 🍷. this is a gender neutral reading, but there will be moments where i’ll be specifically talking about a masculine/feminine energy, but you can take the reading according to your preference and interests, so please don’t mind that. now let’s take a seat and grab your popcorn, because your future partner/spouse is gonna make you feel so intense and hot, and you’re going to find out why🤭😵‍💫

your future partner/spouse’s kink is being protective towards you while having s*x with you. it’s not dominance or control, it’s protectiveness. they want you to feel safe, and they want to make sure you’re comfortable. they’re calm, gentle and soft with your body. they’re also very strong and swift in their movements, so i’m seeing here that they’ll enjoy carrying you around and changing positions quite frequently. it’s literally going to take you by surprise, because one minute they’re on top of you and thrusting deep into you while kissing and whispering words of affirmations in your ear, and then the next minute they’re carrying you and f*cking you in the air, while you literally grab onto them. and oh trust me when i say this, they’re STRONG, so you don’t even have to worry about falling down. like they’re working on their strength just so they can carry you and toss you around as they please😭😭. i’m also seeing here that they’ll love grabbing your ass and your boobs while f*cking you - your body turns them on.

your future partner/spouse’s kink is trying out each and every position they know. they can go on for hours, and they’ll not stop till you’re basically spilling with their cum. you’re person is a beast - physically and mentally. they’re huge and strong, and they’re also very stubborn and make sure they get what they want. your body is made for them, and you bring them immense pleasure, i hear them groaning when they reach their climax, and it’s so damn sexy.

and oh my god when i tell you they’re unpredictable - i mean it. what i mean by this is that one minute they’re thrusting against you from the back - grabbing your ass and telling how good and tight you feel around them - and then suddenly, the next second they’re flipping you on your back and eating you out like you’re their first meal of the day. and oh when i tell you your future partner/spouse is so good at giving head - just know i surely mean that. like they know what they’re doing, and they know their way with you. they’re so shamelessly in love with your taste, it’s literally all they can think about. they want you to cum on their face, and if you’re a woman reading this (hey bestie 💅) then i see that your person has a beard and they’ll love it when your cum stays on their beard because they love your smell, and when they’re away from you, they can still smell you. UGH THIS PERSON IS A YEARNER😫🫣. they’re literally so miserable for you, it’s adorable.

your future partner/spouse’s kink is to see you cum over and over again. they’re more focused on your pleasure, and they’ll do anything to make you feel ecstatic. they’ll even ask you how exactly you would like to be pleasured and they’re going to be so good at fulfilling your desires. your future partner/spouse has very strong arms, so i’m seeing here that they’ll enjoy fingering you - and you also are going to ENJOY it. they’re going to make your eyes roll backwards and all you’re going to hear is their pretty praises. I LOVE HOW YOUR FUTURE PARTNER/SPOUSE IS A SUCKER FOR YOU.

words from your future partner/spouse:

“show me how you want to be touched, baby.”

“all you gotta do is lie down and look pretty, and let me do my job.”

“cum on my tongue, i want to taste you. pretty please.”

“you like it when i’m f*cking you, don’t you?”

“don’t hide that pretty face and that pretty p*ssy/d*ck from me. let me appreciate your beauty.”

“can i touch you please?”

“squirm under my touch and show me how much you want this.”

-> without a secret, I am back with this little romantic reading, that I hope you guys enjoy <3. This reading was done both through tarot and intuitive writing. May this winter bring you warmth ♡

-> through the reading I used the cards and this intuitive writing to describe some dynamics and also for some how you will meet them and how it will feel.

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-> Take a moment to breath and pick a image from the pile to discover what your Fs wants you to know:

ever do a reading for yourself and the cards feel… fuzzy? you ask a big, important question and the answer feels vague or disconnected.

i’m gonna let you in on a little secret: it’s probably not the cards. it’s the query.

in programming, there’s a principle called "garbage in, garbage out." if you give the system a messy, unfocused command, you’re going to get a messy, unfocused result. the tarot is the exact same. a powerful, life-changing reading starts with a powerful, well-formed question.

the secret to a powerful question? it needs to have a direction. it needs a North Star, a main quest marker on the map. your tarot deck is like a GPS for your soul; it can give you incredible turn-by-turn directions, but you have to tell it where you're trying to go.

your "Life Goal" doesn't have to be some grand, epic destiny. It can be "to find a job that feels creative," or "to build a stable, loving partnership," or "to feel at peace in my own skin." But having that goal in mind when you form your questions is what turns a vague reading into a tactical mission briefing.

so, how do we write these high-tier queries? we run them through four simple filters:

// Filter 1: Focus on YOU

You only have admin rights to your own system. You can run a diagnostic on someone else's private server but this information won't really change anything for you (though sometimes there is a place for closure like this). However, most times it's more important that your questions are about you.

Buggy Query: "What is my ex thinking about me?"

Optimized Query: "What do I need to understand about my past relationship to heal and move forward?"

// Filter 2: Focus on What You CAN CONTROL

Are you a player character, or are you just watching a cutscene? Your questions should be about your actions, not passive predictions. Don't ask what will happen to you; ask what you can do.

Buggy Query: "Will I get the promotion?"

Optimized Query: "How can I best demonstrate my skills and leadership qualities to be seen as the ideal candidate for the promotion?"

// Filter 3: Focus on CHANGE

The tarot is a language of process and transformation. It's much better at answering "how" and "what" than a simple "yes/no." Ask for a roadmap, not a final destination sign; you should already know the final destination (and ultimately, it should be your life goal, see below)

Buggy Query: "Is this the right career path for me?"

Optimized Query: "What can I learn from my current career path, and how can I pivot it toward greater fulfillment?"

// Filter 4: Focus on Your LIFE GOAL

This is the most important filter. This is what gives your query its power and direction. Take a good question and make it a great one by tying it to your North Star.

Good Query: "How should I handle this conflict with my difficult coworker?"

POWERFUL Query: "How can I handle this conflict with my coworker in a way that aligns with my goal of creating a more peaceful and collaborative work environment for myself?"

Good Query: "What do I need to know about my love life?"

POWERFUL Query: "What blockages do I need to clear in myself to align with my goal of attracting a stable, long-term partnership?"

when you ask questions like this, the cards don't just give you a vague weather report. they give you a clear, actionable strategy to help you complete your main quest.

Who is your next sexy encounter? Take a deep breath, clear your mind, mediate for a minute, ask yourself “who is my next sexy encounter?” Then pick the pile your drawn to most.

If you enjoy this reading please like, reblog. Let me know what pile you chose, what resonated with you, what didn’t, or even if you have a suggestion for the next pick a pile, in the comments. I’d love to hear from you.

🔮 Pick-a-Card Reading: Why is it so humiliating to work on a Resume/ CV???

The Magician's Research Notes

Brother its week 2 and I can tell this shit is gonna be 50 grit rough, I am fighting for my life for 4.0 GPA

Choose the meme that calls your name most strongly.

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Before you read

✦ Take what resonates and leave what doesn't. I am just a pre PhD student w a magical background

✦ This reading is for reflection and entertainment. Ultimately you need to change your own shit

✦ believe in my carefully curated memes

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🧪 Card One

Research Focus: wishes do come true but what matters not is the hope but what matters is the work you put in to achieve dreams**

Your Reading: hoping is not even step 1

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Current Experiment: start asking mentors for advice on where to start

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Hidden Formula: making mistakes is ok

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The Professor's Notes: for emotional fulfillment you need to put real effort in. Anything worth doing takes work. The work can be overwhelming and its easy to loose sight of your passions when it becomes to say the least a shit ton of work. But use this as a point of self discovery, use this to summarize and learn about yourself. You can learn through reflection and this is the ultimate for of reflection and confrontation.**

✧Magical Observation: your hard work will pay off but you must lay the ground work to reap rewards. Want will only manifest more want however doing is how you get there. Please be mindful of intrusive thoughts, you can either be your own best friend or you will sabotage your chances at success.

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Final Grade: your effort will take you far

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📚 Card Two

Research Focus: shift away from ego and run your own race

Your Reading: ego centric class mates, co-workers etc ultimately mean nothing and they are just mental obstacles when it comes to running your own race.

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Current Experiment: find places for joy, remember you are on your own path, practice grounding rituals

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Hidden Formula: brother fuck yr haters

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The Professor's Notes: step away from standoffs, get off your soap box, say goodbye to ego and confront your own personal battles and get the movement of your own goals and fight your own internal battles dude. Don’t fight the battle, win the war, these small things will summate to something greater however you are often guilty of standing in its own way. Comparison is the thief of joy and you are too stressed out about the people around you.**

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Magical Observation: resolve conflict, let go, it will do more for you and your environment

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Final Grade: Stop weighing your worth on group projects

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🪄 Card Three: King of Pents (Reverse)

Research Focus: girl get a budget

Your Reading: budget in order to fund more extravagance

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Current Experiment: you must plant seeds to eat fruit

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Hidden Formula: girl its job 0’ clock get one or plan for a better one

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The Professor's Notes: plan your spending, applications cost money, gas to drive to opportunities cost money, clean clothes for interviews cost money, there is always a shitty hidden cost in the world and it fucking sucks ass I totally feel you. I spent $50 going to a buss interview. I spend at least $50 a week COMMUTING TO SCHOOL, please act responsibly little treats are great but you are living to extravagance you cannot afford. To afford extravagance you must be able to fund it so girl get a better mother fucking job, get a better job, get a better education to fund your dreams, you must plant seeds in order to eat fruit.

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Magical Observation: the best money spell is to stop spending

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Final Grade: girl how can you afford the tuition of life with this behavior*

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I am working on my resume and CV fuck my stupid baka life

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The stall is almost always this: people pull the card as a forecast. What happens to me today. Then they spend the day half-watching to see if the card came true, and by evening they have either forced a match or shrugged it off. Either way the card taught them nothing, because a yes-or-no scorecard is the thinnest thing a card can do.

Draw it as a lens instead of a prediction. The morning card is not a headline about the day. It is a question to carry and a filter to notice through. Nine of Pentacles is not a promise that money arrives, it is an instruction to watch where your own self-sufficiency shows up or goes missing today.

The method is small. In the morning pull one card. Write the date, the card, and one plain sentence of your own first read before you open a book or a search. One card, no clarifier. The clarifier is where the daily draw quietly turns into a spread you are arguing with.

Then carry the single strongest image or word and leave it alone. You are not trying to bend the day to fit the card or the card to fit the day. You are just holding it in the corner of your eye while the day happens.

The evening line is the part almost everyone skips, and it is the part that actually builds a reader. Go back to your morning sentence and write where the card showed up, in plain terms, or write that it did not. Did not is a real entry. Honest misses are how you learn your own signal.

What this grows over a few weeks is a private record of how each card actually behaves in your life and your hands. The Five of Pentacles stops being the textbook line about loss and hardship and becomes the specific texture it keeps pointing to for you, the particular kind of cold-shoulder day it always seems to mark. That is worth more than any keyword list.

One honest caveat. Some days the card is just the mind filing an ordinary day, and forcing a profound reading onto a flat Tuesday only trains you to manufacture meaning. Let a flat card be flat. The discipline here is restraint, not reach. Letting the ordinary days stay ordinary is exactly what makes the loud card stand out when it comes.

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ᯓ introduction: I'm trying out a new thing so if you're unsure of what pile to pick, look at the zodiac signs below each pile (don't worry if your pile doesn't have your zodiac sign) ^_^ This is also a quick practice reading so I just used bullet points.

ᯓ reminder: this is a general reading made for entertainment purposes, so please take what resonates and leave what doesn't ^_^

ᯓ how to pick a pile: close your eyes, take a deep breath, and choose the picture to which your eyes are drawn to.

pile 1 | pile 2 | pile 3